Random, Funny Quotes from TWC

[Amy Tsukiakari]

OOC>Max :  thnxx
The Gods have stolen your hope.
OOC>Max :  no they have not
Zeus appears out of thin air.
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  0.o

[Lavenblade]

OOC>Lavitiz :  Dem!
OOC>Damien Tai :  Demonic?
OOC>Lavitiz :  What the donkey
OOC>Damien Tai :  huh? Donkey?
OOC>Lavitiz :  Chrissy is on your lap
OOC>Lavitiz :  Rofl
Damien Tai: Telendevour!
Damien Tai's eyes shift blank as they see through someone else's eyes.
OOC>Damien Tai :  that a goat

[damientai]

OOC>Damien Tai :  why charm room always close?
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  *slaps Damien*
OOC>Damien Tai :  O.O
OOC>Damien Tai :  why slap me?
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  stalker!
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  omg
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  is tht a luve cofession 4 rotem??!!
OOC>Damien Tai :  I don't know
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  tht said, 'Rotem Read'
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  o.o
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  never though rotem have a secret admirer
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  *grins evilly*
OOC>Damien Tai :  -.-

[Julian]

Jace : see you later
Lavender : Night Jace!
Jace : night beautiful
Jace : night Lavender

Jace Logged Out

Julian Boi : I'll fuck you up!
Julian Boi : oh
Julian Boi : nvm..
Julian Boi : *up
Lavender : Hahahahahha.
Julian Boi : oh
Julian Boi : he was talkin to me xD
Lavender : Yes. Hahahha.

[MansonGirl]

OOC>Jdragon :  where do u get this so called heros brace
OOC>Lavitiz :  Spank that---- oh! Potty
Casimir is no longer AFK.
Ezekiel Fenix Logged Out
OOC>Dscudiero :  Events, other players, Jdragon.
OOC>Julian Boi :  Well Jd, I just reached up my ass, and some how pulled one out. o.o
OOC>Julian Boi :  kewl eh?
OOC>Jdragon :  my eyes. they aer now swollen @.@
OOC>Casimir :  thats where i got mine 2
OOC>Jdragon :  i found a scroll in hogsmeade
OOC>MansonGirl :  I got mine from the Front side. o.o
OOC>Casimir :  lul cool 4u
OOC>Jdragon :  says. how to make a Hocrux
OOC>Jdragon :  how ever u spell it
OOC>Julian Boi :  D00d
OOC>Julian Boi :  Jd you think I am kidding
OOC>Jdragon :  about what
OOC>Julian Boi :  I really do pull Event items out of my ass.
OOC>Julian Boi :  >.>
OOC>Julian Boi :  sometimes it hurts, other times it feels pretty good.

[Lavenblade]

Talk about makin someone feel awkward...

Lavitiz fades into smoke and vanishes
OOC>Damien Tai :  Im boreed
OOC>Damien Tai :  bored*
Lavitiz whispers:  dont be bored
Lavitiz whispers:  Im here for you
Lavitiz rubs Damiens back
OOC>Damien Tai :  ...
OOC>Damien Tai :  -.-
Lavitiz appears out of thin air.
OOC>Damien Tai :  Now Im bored T.T
Damien Tai : AFK
Damien Tai : I play Pokemon Eevee World Online
Lavitiz rubs damiens back more, increasing the intensity
~- Damien Tai is AFK -~
Lavitiz : >.<
Damien Tai : -.-
Lavitiz : Your gonna watch porn, i know it
Damien Tai is no longer AFK.
Damien Tai is feeling pain when Lavitiz rub his back
Lavitiz Is more careful
Lavitiz touches damiens butt
Lavitiz whispers:  you like?
Damien Tai : ....
Damien Tai : AKF
Damien Tai : AFK*
Lavitiz : LMAO
~- Damien Tai is AFK -~

[Lavenblade]

By far, one of the funniest.

Lavitiz : So
Lavitiz : Today is sex education
Lavitiz : Who knows what that means?
Lavitiz : Raise your hands if you know
Stormy raises their hand.
Lavitiz : Stormy
Stormy : we learn something about sex?
Lavitiz : Indeed
The hair on the back of your neck tingles.
Lavitiz : What is sex?
Stormy raises their hand.
Lavitiz : Stormy?
The Pro is no longer AFK.
Stormy : 2 or more people love each other really much
Stormy : than
Stormy : the man takes his 3rd leg
Lavitiz : O_O
Stormy : and puts it into the hole of a femal person
Lavitiz : Okays, thats enoiugh
Lavitiz : Ill tell you guys....
Alana : What's going on?
Lavitiz : When i male, and a female, fall in love....
Stormy raises their hand.
Lavitiz : They like to  enjoy eachother. As one
Lavitiz : Yes stormy?
Stormy : and what is when 2 female person fell in love?
Lavitiz : When....
Lavitiz : They
Lavitiz : Uh
Lavitiz : They just do xD
Lavitiz : Anyways
Lavitiz : As i was saying
Stormy : so they can´t have sex oO
Lavitiz : Once that happens
Lavitiz : The male becomes "Happy"
Lavitiz : And his, "Thing" becomes "Stiff"
Stormy : But what is if the male/female don´t wants to be sexed
Lavitiz : Then its considered rape, dear boy
Lavitiz : I advise you to not force anyone
Lavitiz : Unless
Alana : Oh and you don't need to be in love to have sex, *cough*
Lavitiz : Its with a blow up doll
Lavitiz : True
Lavitiz : Alot of hoes and playas as they call it do this
Lavitiz : They have sex, but for fun
Lavitiz : Now, who knows what an STD is?
Alana : Sexually Transmitted Disease
OOC>Lavitiz :  Im teaching sex ed to 5 ppl O_O
Lavitiz : Correct
Lavitiz : Can anyone name some of the STD names?
Luna raises their hand.
Markus has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
Lavitiz : Luna?
Alana : Public lice
Luna : AIDS
Lavitiz : Good
OOC>Markus :  OWL?
OOC>Lavitiz :  xDD
Lavitiz : And yes Alana
Alana : Crabs
Luna raises their hand.
Lavitiz : Crabs
Lavitiz : Luna?
Luna : Nvm
Alana : Genital Warts
Lavitiz : Okays
OOC>Markus :  Did I miss Ash's OWL?
Lavitiz : Indeed
OOC>Lavitiz :  Nope
Lavitiz : Herpies
Alana : Ghorrenia*Spelling))
Lavitiz : Syphilus
OOC>Markus :  is it happening?
Alana : Syphilyis
Lavitiz : Yes all of those xD
Alana : HPV
Lavitiz : Now who wants to find out what sex is like?
Stormy : HIV is a virus, AIDS is the consequences!!
Stormy : meh
Luna grosses.
Lavitiz : xDD
Stormy : I tihnk we should do groups of 2
Markus : Hi Guys
Stormy withdraws their wand into their robes
Stormy draws their wand
Lavitiz : Okays
Stormy withdraws their wand into their robes
Lavitiz : 2 sum or 3?
Alana : Stormy, I said HPV Not HIV
Stormy : :DDDDDDDDDD
Alana: Depulso!
Markus : Hi Stormy
Stormy : can I make a group with you Alana?
Lavitiz : Line it up. Ill pick emn
Alana : O_o.
Lavitiz : Behind me
Stormy draws their wand
OOC>Ezekiel Fenix :  Go read the forums.
Alana : What if we already know what sex is like?
Lavitiz : Okays
Markus : XD
Lavitiz : Well, then just have fun alana
Stormy : then you know it a 2nd time..
OOC>Murrawhip :  The forums barely mention it.
OOC>Murrawhip :  'pparently people were sposed to be told in-class.
Lavitiz : Alana
Lavitiz : is with
Jozo Logged Out
Lavitiz : Markus
Timocerion is no longer AFK.
Lavitiz : Luna
Lavitiz : With Stormy
Lavitiz : And I
Luna : o_o
Lavitiz : Will be with....
Lavitiz : Uh
Sara Whoop has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
Lavitiz : My hand
Lavitiz : =D
Stormy:  Replacio Duo.
Luna : LOL
Stormy trades places with Luna
Lavitiz : Enjoy
~- Zeus is AFK -~
Stormy withdraws their wand into their robes
Lavitiz walks out of the room

[Chrissy]

 Murrawhip : I'd be pretty concerned
Murrawhip : If I heard my daughter singing that.
Murrawhip : Lol
Chrissy : I wouldn'tt.
Markus : D: I want robes like yours
Chrissy : I'd be more concerned if she started singing Baby by Bieber.
Chrissy : Srsly.
Murrawhip : Talking about sleepin' around and shit?
Chrissy : There are worseee songs.
Chrissy : :@
Chrissy : Ugh brb lol
Murrawhip : This is why your kids will be EVIL.
Murrawhip :
Markus feels invisible cauz no one is saying hi back
Chrissy : Awesome. Evil kids.

[MansonGirl]

[Administrator] Kozu Whoop : as alittle help
[Administrator] Kozu Whoop : i have here
Haruki drops their DADA OWL's exam - Haruki
[Administrator] Kozu Whoop : 2 more questions
Haruki : reception
[Administrator] Kozu Whoop : to count as 2 extea points
OOC>Haruki :  wut
Dazzler takes the 'DADA OWLs exam - Dazzler' scroll.
[Trans Professor] Rotem : ..
Morduk takes the 'DADA O.W.L. Exams - Morduk' scroll.
OOC>Haruki :  CRAP
OOC>Haruki :  T_T
[Administrator] Kozu Whoop : so
OOC>MansonGirl :  xDDDDD
[Administrator] Kozu Whoop : you cant get OVER the max

[Robert]

LOL

OOC>Judas Pawter :  i CAN run from u
OOC>Julian Boi :  coward.
OOC>Murrawhip :  You can't run from the vengeance of JESUS though.
OOC>Judas Pawter :  yeah ur only what 800 levels more than me?
OOC>Julian Boi :  lol @ Murra
OOC>Judas Pawter :  if u knew anything murra u would know that Jesus always forgives
OOC>MansonGirl :  Lol xD
OOC>Julian Boi :  uh oh
OOC>Chrissy :  lolololol
OOC>Murrawhip :  Jesus forgives those who ASK for forgiveness.
OOC>Murrawhip :  If you haven't.
OOC>Link :  uh oh
OOC>Judas Pawter :  ur talking out of your ass
OOC>Murrawhip :  He'll sideways fuck you into oblivion.
OOC>Haruki :  nice wording
OOC>Judas Pawter :  oblivion isnt real
OOC>Haruki :  O_O
OOC>Haruki :  yes it is
OOC>Chrissy :  o.o
OOC>Robert :  sideways fuck? o.o
OOC>Murrawhip :  ..
OOC>Chrissy :  -Cough.-
OOC>Julian Boi :  When you open up a can of whup ass, Murra jumps out.
OOC>Haruki :  oblivion means "a state of forgetfulness, destruction
OOC>Judas Pawter :  there is no such thing it is Hell Heaven and Purgatory
OOC>Link :  You should get that cough seen to, Chrissy.
OOC>Robert :  i should post this on forums lol
OOC>Chrissy :  I know I probably should.
OOC>Murrawhip :  Oblivion ISN'T HELL, nor purgatory.
OOC>Murrawhip :  Dipshit
OOC>Murrawhip :  Lern2dictionary.
OOC>Haruki :  ^
OOC>Chrissy : 
OOC>Judas Pawter :  i understand that "dipshit"

[MansonGirl]

OOC>Judas Pawter :  murrawhip ur probably like a 35 year old man that goes around watching videos and trolling on anyone stupid enough to listen
OOC>Murrawhip :  I'm 20
OOC>Link :  lolol
OOC>Murrawhip :  Watching videos?
OOC>Murrawhip :  Seriously.
OOC>Murrawhip :  What's the signficance of the videos? o.O
OOC>Hollow :  By videos I think he meant..
OOC>Chrissy :  Btw, yall lost the game.
OOC>Judas Pawter :  yes a troll watches videos and comments on them trying to troll on people
OOC>Murrawhip :  Holy CRAP Judas likes toast.
OOC>MansonGirl :  pr0n*
OOC>Rambard :  Judas. I'm 15 and I can win an arguement with you. Take dat :_D
OOC>Hollow :  Popcorn.
OOC>Hollow :  I like popcorn.
OOC>Hollow :  I watch popcorn.
OOC>Julian Boi :  I alwas lose the game, Chrissy. =(
OOC>Judas Pawter :  look up a fucking troll dipshit
OOC>Hollow :  .....
OOC>Murrawhip :  ...
OOC>Murrawhip :  Did anyone ask what troll was?
OOC>Judas Pawter :  I WIN
OOC>Judas Pawter :  no more i win
OOC>Link :  Ugh. no.
OOC>Murrawhip :  Unfortunately it doesn't work like that. :/
OOC>Dscudiero :  What exactly are you trying to "win"? Judas? Self confidence? o.o
OOC>Judas Pawter :  i win
OOC>Judas Pawter :  everything
OOC>Murrawhip : The conclusion being: everyone now knows you're a douchebag. Gratz!

[Robert]

California Girls meditates.
Rotem heals themself.
[Administrator] Kozu Whoop : california?
California Girls : no i did raise my hand
California Girls meditates.
[Administrator] Kozu Whoop : oh xD
[Administrator] Kozu Whoop : sorry
Robert : LOL
Marcus meditates.
Robert : cal meditated xD
California Girls : thats ok

[Robert]

OOC>Judas Pawter :  I WIN
OOC>Judas Pawter :  no more i win
OOC>Link :  Ugh. no.
OOC>Murrawhip :  Unfortunately it doesn't work like that. :/
OOC>Dscudiero :  What exactly are you trying to "win"? Judas? Self confidence? o.o
OOC>Judas Pawter :  i win
OOC>Judas Pawter :  everything
OOC>Murrawhip : The conclusion being: everyone now knows you're a douchebag. Gratz!

NICE

[Robert]

OOC>Robert :  *throws an undodgable penis at Hollow*
OOC>Rambard :  Where the hell is Silverblood btw?
OOC>Julian Boi :  Dazzler, where are you?
OOC>Luis bonilla :  omg, XD
OOC>Hollow :  Idea ..He would pick up sarah,and block it..
OOC>Hollow :  Who said no blocking >__>
OOC>Cross :  robert go to the great hall
OOC>Julian Boi :  I'm going to train
OOC>Julian Boi :  come with
OOC>Rambard :  I like trains D:
OOC>Robert Whoop :  you talking to me?
OOC>MansonGirl :  *throws Master Chief, Mario, James Bond, Vegeta, Goku, and....Samus at Hollow*
OOC>Robert :  *throws another penis that cuts through sara and hollow as well.  this one is undodgable too*
OOC>Hollow :  ..Threw one Chuck norris at all of the things,
OOC>Robert :  SAMUS ARAN IS A BITCH
OOC>Hollow :  Chuck norris wins..
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Robert
OOC>Sara Whoop :  What the fuck
OOC>Robert :  in a good way
OOC>Julian Boi :  B l O o D y  B a B y  M a S s A c R e\n
OOC>Sara Whoop :  -_-'
Cross : ..
OOC>Rambard :  Hollow
OOC>MansonGirl :  Nah,. with qall those superpowered people, you're doomed.
OOC>Rambard :  HOLLOW
OOC>Hollow :  ?
OOC>Rambard :  Do you know where is Silverblood? D:
OOC>Robert :  it was meant so hollow cant block it with you, sara
OOC>Robert Whoop :  *Just flicks hollow in the forehead causeing him to fly into at  spike that is conveintly placed high enough to peicere all of his head so he cant type anymore and SHUTS UP-
OOC>Luis bonilla :  ...
OOC>Hollow :  No.
OOC>Hollow :  ...Dodged epicly..
OOC>Rambard :  Does anyone even know?
Cross : im broke and i need clothes or bling or a scarf something... and idk how to get money
OOC>Hollow :  (y)
OOC>MansonGirl :  Hollow was dead when I threw that mass of people at him!
Kyo Toshie Logged Out
OOC>Hollow :  Wrong.
OOC>Hollow :  Chuck Norris=Jesus.
Robert : well idk where to buy those things
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Does anyone know what compolsion mean
Robert : but i can give you a scarf
OOC>Hollow :  ill google it
Cross : thx
Robert grabs his Orange Scarf
Robert takes off their scarf.
Robert : lol
Robert drops their Orange Scarf
OOC>Hollow :  an urge to do or say something that might be better left undone or unsaid; "he felt a compulsion to babble on about the accident"
OOC>Hollow : 
Cross slips off their wig.
Cross slips off their wig.
Cross slips off their wig.
Cross slips off their wig.
Cross slips on their wig.
OOC>Sara Whoop :  hrm...damn tutor shoulda showed me where he was putting the damn word
OOC>Link :  It's an urge, yeah.
OOC>MansonGirl :  That mass of people I threw at you cannot be dodged, or inflict barely any damage on you.
Cross : how do i take it
OOC>MansonGirl :  You died.
Cross takes Orange Scarf
OOC>Sara Whoop :  So wait
OOC>Sara Whoop :  would this make sense
OOC>MansonGirl :  From all the epicness.
OOC>Hollow :  I have an army of poke'mon to block all those people,Iw in.
Cross puts on their scarf.
OOC>Hollow :  I also have the Mafia.
OOC>Sara Whoop :  "Lennie has a learning disability and has compolsion that makes him want to touch soft things."
OOC>Rambard :  I like trains D:
Becky Logged Out
Cross : boots?
Cross : how do i gain money?
OOC>MansonGirl :  Goku, Vegeta, and Master Chief can easily slaughter pokemonnn.
OOC>Link :  Yeah.
OOC>Hollow :  My Pokemon Are All Magicarps.
OOC>Hollow :  Magicarp has hyperbeam.
OOC>Link :  Well
OOC>Hollow :  Atleast my hacked one does.
OOC>Hollow : 
OOC>Rambard :  Feebas's way better
OOC>Link :  I think it should be "a compolsion" or just "compolsions"
OOC>Hollow :  ..Picked up rambard and threw him at manson..
OOC>MansonGirl :  Goku and Vegeta might be defeated, but you can't defeat Master Cxhief!
OOC>Hollow :  He dies
OOC>Sara Whoop :  hm..
OOC>Hollow :  At the end of Halo 3.
OOC>Hollow :  Suicide Bombs.
OOC>Hollow :  I still find that defeat
OOC>MansonGirl :  No he doesn't.
~- Robert Whoop is AFK -~
OOC>Hollow :  Since REACH works.
OOC>Hollow :  With the Covenant.
OOC>Hollow :  LOLOL
OOC>Hollow :  Well REACH Has covenant.
OOC>Kutishi :  Well.
OOC>MansonGirl :  He goes into the Cryochamber to sleeep.
OOC>MansonGirl :  Reach is a prequel.
OOC>Kutishi :  Only one Hero remains to defeat Hollow.
OOC>Hollow :  ..Poked mansons forhead..
OOC>Hollow :  ..She dies..

Sorry it's long as HELL

[Robert]

Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: SO..Nick we need to take over the server again/.
OOC>Robert :  lol
Hufflepuff Channel> Nick A. Creed: yes we do
Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: When we held like all the professor spots.
Hufflepuff Channel> Nick A. Creed: i get my schedule tuesday
OOC>Julian Boi :  Bbl bitches.
OOC>Julian Boi :  and Tyler
OOC>Julian Boi :  Kozu only bans ppl he likes.
OOC>Robert :  LOL
OOC>Robert :  Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: SO..Nick we need to take over the server again/.
Hufflepuff Channel> Nick A. Creed: meaning i can regularly be on again
OOC>Julian Boi :  <---
Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: Same
OOC>Dazzler :  Lol
Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: First, we get rid of hmm...
Julian Boi Logged Out
Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: Robert.
Hufflepuff Channel> Robert: yeah right
Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: He keeps telling people my plans
Hufflepuff Channel> Nick A. Creed: yeah
Hufflepuff Channel> Robert: cause youre speaking random stuff
Hufflepuff Channel> Claire Oxhall: murder him?
Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: This isn't random, I am serious.
Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric:
Hufflepuff Channel> Robert: i will come to your house and kill all 3 of you now
Hufflepuff Channel> Nick A. Creed: ill deal with him the same way i dealt with ash, and other idiots like him
Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: Bring it
OOC>Robert :  Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: First, we get rid of hmm...
Hufflepuff Channel> Claire Oxhall: KILL THE TRAITOR!
OOC>Robert :  Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: Robert.
OOC>Robert :  Hufflepuff Channel> Alaric: He keeps telling people my plans
OOC>Robert :  Hufflepuff Channel> Claire Oxhall: murder him?
OOC>Alaric :  Man its in Hufflepuff chat for a reason o.O
OOC>Dazzler :  Och
OOC>Robert Whoop :  Run little boy
OOC>Robert Whoop :  Alaric ill do it for cha
OOC>Robert :  i will kill ALL THREE OF YOU!
OOC>Dazzler :  Ouch
OOC>Dazzler :  Stop spamming
The hair on the back of your neck tingles.
Hufflepuff Channel> Nick A. Creed: i doubt that robert, i know alot of ways of torture, i have made people quit
Robert has been silenced by Rotem.
You are muted.
OOC>Robert Whoop :  Our Saviour

Damnit why the hell must everyone gang up on me?  Claire, Alaric, and Nick are asses, and Rotem apparently is a bitch.