Random, Funny Quotes from TWC

[Lucifer]

OOC>Dusty :  The things I would do jennifer lawerence is disgusting.
OOC>Zen :  I would lick her nipples
OOC>Zen :  Jk
OOC>Zen :  Keep it appropriate guys

[Vanchi]

OOC>Banana :  you chickens.
OOC>Mel :  o.o
OOC>Banana :  they're just basilisks, it's not like they're a deadly fucking monster that'll hide in your closet and wait until you're asleep to get out and find it's way into your bed and climb up then into your pants and penetrate ur bum bum
OOC>Banana :  it's a far more straight forward deadly fracking monster.
OOC>Banana :  It'll just bite your head off straight away without waiting.

[Skystone]

When Kyo gets banned.

[MansonGirl]

 Maleficum : witcher 3 is hard ;-;
Spider : Nat is hard
MansonGirl : LOl
Natdaniel : o.o
Natdaniel : Um
Natdaniel : No
Natdaniel : I can't
OOC>Project Ki :  Ocean
Natdaniel : I haven't been able to..
Natdaniel : in a while..
Maleficum : o.o
OOC>Project Ki :  i got it..
MansonGirl : *cries*
Spider : Poor guy
Spider : Can't even get one up.
OOC>Project Ki :  ima wait till E3 2015
OOC>Sithis :  U w0t, m8?
MansonGirl : White stuff? :O
OOC>Ocean :  o-o
Maleficum : snow :3
MansonGirl : ji--
MansonGirl : Okay, sure
Maleficum : lol

[Skystone]

OOC>Bloodlust Xavin :  whats in the legendary golden chest?
OOC>Katze :  DEEZ NUTZ

[MansonGirl]

OOC>Zen :  I'm on the drugs right now.
OOC>Zen :  Painkillers from my surgery ok relax mom.
OOC>Rotem :  what surgery
OOC>Rotem :  testicle removal?
OOC>Zen :  Penis reduction
OOC>Rotem :  y
OOC>Rotem :  was it too big
OOC>Lewis Targaryen :  We've all been there.
OOC>Zen :  Apparently 15 inches is 'too big for sex'
Bloodlust Rexlyt logged in.
OOC>Lewis Targaryen :  I was talking about testicle removal by the way...
OOC>Zen :  Nah but it was just a minor one on my foot.
OOC>Lewis Targaryen :  Oh, hi Rexlyt. xP
OOC>Zen :  But we also just moved so I had to walk to school
OOC>Lewis Targaryen :  What a thing to log into.

[Rotem]

 Omar Whoop : *scratches self* I... Need... The... Books...

[Habitual]

^ Winner

[Skystone]

OOC>Account Forum :  hi rotemz
OOC>Account Forum :  will u be my fran 2
Please enter something.
OOC>Rotem :  lol we're back to full numbers with books back on
OOC>Skystone :  Why you gotta make it so gay Account Forum?
OOC>Mel :  o.o
OOC>Account Forum :  i wan to be a gr8 dullist and fight da de
OOC>Sara Whoop :  It's like players were boycotting during that week
OOC>Account Forum :  rotem best dullist na
OOC>Rotem :  skystone
OOC>Skystone :  Rotem
OOC>Rotem :  is that a homophobic statement
OOC>Account Forum :  u removed books rlly?
OOC>Skystone :  yes
OOC>Skystone :  ban me
OOC>Account Forum :  skystone wtf
OOC>Rotem :  ok
Saving Skystone...
Saved Skystone.
Skystone has been suspended from The Wizards' Chronicles.
Connection died.



So long TWC, hello college.
https://youtu.be/Z4syPyxa5nw


(Don't worry I'll be back someday)

[Monty2]

Murrawhip logged in.
OOC>Murrawhip :  Wut is this game
Murrawhip logged out.

[Severus]

OOC>Ben:  I would like to redo the entire map with all new icons that all match and someone has made solely for TWC
OOC>Ben:  That would be nice
OOC>Demonic:  No barrels or cabinets allowed.
OOC>Ben:  Remake them
OOC>Demonic:  I did remake those barrels once before. Unsure what happened to that icon.
OOC>Rotem:  make us barrels
OOC>Rotem:  I don't rly care for cabinet
OOC>Rotem:  you can make us a closet tho
OOC>Demonic:  what
OOC>Rotem:  and you need to have that closet open/close so I can shove ppl in there and have them come out of the closet
OOC>Demonic:  ...

[Vanchi]

OOC>Christa:  am I too late for class?
OOC>Dazzler:  Yeah.
OOC>Dazzler:  HAHAAHA!
OOC>Christa:  Shut your whore mouth
OOC>Dazzler:  Ow... My feels.
OOC>Christa:  good *eats a pickle in Danny's face*
OOC>Dazzler:  *Slaps the pickle out of Christa's mouth* The fuck is wrong with you?
OOC>Dazzler:  Nah, you didn't say it all.
OOC>Christa:  I like big things in my mouth. I can't help it

[Vanchi]

Orcius : It appers to be some sort of attack spell that attacks in a circular fashion.
[Professor] Severus : The intelligence with you is strong. See me after class.
Orcius : Yes sir
OOC>Castiel:  LMAO SOME LATE NIGHT SESSIONS WITH SEV