Random, Funny Quotes from TWC

[Jingo Azule]

OOC>Jingo Azule :  -is listening to Katy Perry-
OOC>Apachethepeacock :  -is listening to rhcp-
OOC>Natwolfy :  -Is not listening to Marilyn Manson-
Shaheen Salama has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
OOC>Jdragon :  is there a way to turn of chat
OOC>Jingo Azule :  You... make... me.... feel... like... I'm... living.... a... teenage.... dream...
Robert Whoop has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
The Stone Floor opens and you fall downwards.
Lucifer is no longer AFK.
~- Lucifer is AFK -~
OOC>Natwolfy :  Jingo...
OOC>Jdragon :  there are some guys in the library I am tired of listening to
Robert Whoop Logged Out
OOC>Natwolfy :  Thats creepy in sooooo many ways...
OOC>Jingo Azule :  xD
OOC>Jingo Azule :  that's sooo going on the forums
OOC>Natwolfy :  Thats soooo stupid!
OOC>Jingo Azule :  too bad
OOC>Natwolfy :  ...


LATER

OOC>Jingo Azule :  Ahhhh stuck in ma head
Konin Logged Out
Liza Lullesen has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
Cydam has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
OOC>Cydam :  hi ^.^
OOC>Jingo Azule :  Shut.... up... and... put.... your... money... where.... your... mouth... is... that's.... what.... you.... get... for... waking... up... in.. Vegas
Colby Floo has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
OOC>Jingo Azule :  -needs to shut up-
OOC>Apachethepeacock :  what
Omie has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
OOC>Apachethepeacock :  what happens in vegas doesnmt stay in vegas i got herpes there and still have tehm
OOC>Jingo Azule :  xD
OOC>Jdragon :  beer or tea for everyone
OOC>Jingo Azule :  -cannot stay away from Katy Perry when is off ADHD meds-

LATER

OOC>Jingo Azule :  cuz... you're.... and.... you're.... cold.... you're...... yes..... then.... you're.... no.... you're.... in... and... you're.... out..... you're.... up.... and.... you're.. down
OOC>Jingo Azule :  you're hot and you're cold*
Jingo Azule sips their tea.
OOC>Jingo Azule :  FAIL

A FEW SECONDS LATER

OOC>Jingo Azule :  you're... wrong... when... it's... right... it's... black... and... it's... white... we... fight... we... break... up... we... kiss... we... make... up
OOC>Jason Cilli :  ima going to mute OOC PM if you need something
OOC>Colby Floo :  You... are... really.. gay... from... what... you ... say!
OOC>Jingo Azule :  xD
OOC>Jingo Azule :  -hasn't even listened to I Kissed a Girl yet-
OOC>Colby Floo :  Lol
OOC>Colby Floo :  xD
Jdragon Logged Out

OOC>Jingo Azule :  -writing lyrics-
OOC>Nick :  can...we...stop...this...annoying...way...of...talking
OOC>Jingo Azule :  aww
OOC>Jingo Azule :  Just one more pleaseds
OOC>Colby Floo :  no... we.. cant...
OOC>Jingo Azule :  I kissed a girl and I like it tase of her cherry chapstick!
OOC>Jingo Azule :  taste*
OOC>Jingo Azule :  -donw-
OOC>Jingo Azule :  done*
Liza Lullesen Logged Out
OOC>Jingo Azule :  liked*


YAY for Katy Perry!

(sorry if this post is REALLY long)

[peacocksrule!]

i whuz mentioned PARTY HARD!!!   

[Jingo Azule]

Yaaay!

[Amy Tsukiakari]

10 ANNOYING QUESTIONS FOR KOZU IN CHARMS CLASS!!!

~Kozu is teaching Telendevour spell~

Mephiles : Who invented the spell?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : the great auror in the sky.

Sebi : WHo is the great auror in the sky?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : he's a great auror...who lives in the sky...
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : baby?

BabyGirlMisha : what is an auror?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : an auror-
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : no
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : this is class
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : those are not class questions
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : if your question is not about this spell, hands down.

[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : rahori?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : ok
Rahori Garway : I have more of a statement then a question
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : no questions?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : :/

[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : sebi?
Sebi : What the spell that make you to hear futher?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : qmy?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : thre isnt a spell.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : devius?


Amy Tsukiakari : y did the auror in the sky feel the need to make this spell?
Devius : What occlumency does?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : occlumency closes your mind so people cannot see through your eyes.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : and @amy: the great auror needed to view all evil.

[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : sebi?
Sebi : If PPL closes their mind they don;t become r*tards?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : i dont know, try it and find out


[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : devius?
Devius : is that auror god?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : no

Devius : are you him
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : and since you are misusing this now, well end class.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : afk check

[Jason C]

Jason Cilli : i had it
Jason Cilli : for years
Jason Cilli : and years
Grymfoot : u poop house points?
Jason Cilli : xD
Jason Cilli : yes
Grymfoot holds out his hands.
Jason Cilli : xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Grymfoot : Let's win the house cup!
Jason Cilli : lmfao
Grymfoot : lol

[Grymfoot]

OOC>Apachethepeacock :  i named my metapod penis XD
OOC>Rahori Garway :  penis cacoon
OOC>Apachethepeacock :  so it says penis used harden
OOC>MansonGirl :  Transforming peniiiiissss
OOC>MansonGirl :  used harden! LOL
OOC>Grymfoot :  omg epic
OOC>MansonGirl :  Penis turned into Butterfree!

[Rahori]

OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  but ur the teacher nick x3
Jay : is this spell like inflamari?
OOC>Nick :  im only a year old!
OOC>Matthew Sitch :  :O
OOC>Nick :  only new spells ive seen is Arc and Val
Russel Silvers thinks he invented it
OOC>Rahori Garway :  you spell pretty good for a baby
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  XD
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  LOL

[Rotem]

Fang has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
OOC>Fang :  can someone tell me what book i should read
OOC>Murrawhip :  Harry Potter 5.
OOC>Ander :  Here's a link to the book guide on the Forums: http://forum.wizardschronicles.com/index.php?topic=18.0
OOC>Ash :  http://forum.wizardschronicles.com/index.php?topic=18.0
MansonGirl picks their nose.
Fang has been suspended from The Wizards' Chronicles.
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.
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Fang was Staff on a TWC rip.  That is what happens when you're staff on rips.

Don't be like him
OOC>Murrawhip :  DON'T ask what books to read!
OOC>Murrawhip :  Or you'll be BANNED
OOC>Murrawhip : 

[Grymfoot]

 Jingo Azule : Yeah lol
Grymfoot : they busy running the games, events, classes, moderation, etc
Jingo Azule : Cept Ander/
Grymfoot : i dont notice all gm's
Jingo Azule : Wasn't he level 110 not last week? 0.o
Devius : dunno wasnt a player last week
Grymfoot : only thing i know is justin maybe weak but he's a great duelist
Grymfoot : he'll run circles round you
Devius : how is that so
Grymfoot : think of it like this, he's got a nerf gun and good aim, you got an artillery cannon and suck balls at using it
Grymfoot : =P
Devius : he dodges all my spells too

[Spider]

Dscudiero:  Arania Exumai
OOC>Jason Gason :  oh welll
A blast shoots out of Dscudiero's wand.
[COMC Professor] Dscudiero : Hmm
[COMC Professor] Dscudiero : k. So if you are around a group of Acromantula,
Dscudiero picks their nose.
[COMC Professor] Dscudiero : The spell effects of Arania Exumai will affect all of them

[Silver]

OOC>Link :  Rotem is a pussy
OOC>Bloodseaker :  And no thank you
OOC>Chrissy :  Yum
OOC>Chrissy :  Er
OOC>Chrissy :  o_o
OOC>Link :  in disguise
OOC>Chrissy : 
OOC>Chrissy :  *
OOC>Link :  as a penis
OOC>Rotem :  o.O
OOC>Link :  Kay, all in one sentence.
OOC>Bloodseaker :  Im jsut asking questions. Friendly players would just answer them >.>
OOC>Rotem :  I'll kill you Link.

[Tobias Cauldwell]

So Chrissy goes AFK for some reason. And Demo, Rotem, and I are talkin about food. LOVE Auto Emotes xD

[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : I want someeee
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : KFC
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : D:
Tobias : I really want some Chipotle's
[Trans Professor] Rotem : I want food.
[Trans Professor] Rotem : >.>
Chrissy picks their nose.
[Trans Professor] Rotem : Ok I don't want food.
Tobias : EW
Tobias : XD
Tobias : Chrissy was gonna get you somethin special though
[Trans Professor] Rotem : EWW

[Spider]

OOC>Jason Gason :  im koriy
OOC>Forseti :  foriy?
OOC>Jason Gason :  I do that becase I do not want to say sorry
MansonGirl : Come.
Spider : ?
Please enter something.
MansonGirl :
OOC>Jason Gason :  im doriy
OOC>Forseti :  your a strange chap arnt you

[Murrawhip]

[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : OOC>Murrawhip :  You're darklady5, right?
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : Your*
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin :
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : wait
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : nvmmm
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : lalalla
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : im going to bed
Murrawhip : HAHAHHA
Murrawhip : Lol@u

[Chrissy]

 Chrissy : AH!
Chrissy : Walmart brought me to hand bags
Chrissy : SAVE ME
Saving Chrissy to the HGM Database...
Saved.
Chrissy has been saved.
Chrissy : ..
Chrissy : Thanks TWC.