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[Robert]

[Charms Professor] Tobias : Lav
[Charms Professor] Tobias : move your pixilated butt

Lolz

[Robert]

OOC>Lavitiz :  I school killed >.> I think
OOC>Lavitiz :  Maybe
OOC>Ouch :  where are you lav?
OOC>Lavitiz :  Im not sure
OOC>Ouch :  what did you do
OOC>Lavitiz :  Attacked a player on accident
OOC>Lavitiz :  <,<
OOC>Ouch :  where?
OOC>Lavitiz :  COMC
OOC>Ouch :  youre not in COMC now.......
OOC>Lavitiz :  I ran from the scene
OOC>Ouch :  lmao
OOC>Robert :  *smacks Whoop in the face 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+ x times(
Darkstar Logged Out
OOC>Robert Whoop :  STFU AND GO TO BED
OOC>Sylar :  No u!
OOC>Sylar :  Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh
OOC>Robert :  STFU AND GO TO BED
Spitfire Logged Out
OOC>Lavitiz :  Murra, who did i kill?
OOC>Robert :  lav
OOC>Lavitiz :  ?
OOC>Julian Boi :  brb gonna relog.
OOC>Robert :  it should say who you hit if you hit someone
Julian Boi Logged Out
OOC>Natwolfy :  I don't care, Jewelz.
OOC>Natwolfy : 
OOC>Lavitiz :  I obliviated myself so it got rid of evidence
Hollow Logged Out
OOC>Natwolfy :  Doesn't matter
OOC>Natwolfy :  Its logged
OOC>Lavitiz :  Can someone tell me who i killed?
OOC>Natwolfy :  Its goes on your perm. record.
OOC>Natwolfy :  Dun Dun Dun!
OOC>Lavitiz :  =/
OOC>Robert :  Your <INSERT ATTACK HERE> does <INSERT DAMAGE HERE> damage to <PUT ATTACKED BITCH'S NAME HERE>

[Robert]

[Trans Professor] Rotem : What the fuck is going on?




L O L

[Robert]

OOC>California Girls :  someone summoned me in the entrance hall
You've been summoned by Raimo and Lavitiz.
OOC>Cross :  can i go?
Tyler Boi meditates.
Tyler Boi: Episky!
Raimo is waiting for a partner. Face Raimo on the opposite side of the circle and cast Arcesso to participate.
Tyler Boi heals themself.
You land gently.
Lavitiz meditates.
Robert : lolz
OOC>Kutishi :  Its wierd,
Himotsu draws their wand.
Raimo: Depulso!
Lavitiz meditates.
Raimo meditates.
Stormy is no longer AFK.
Raimo is waiting for a partner. Face Raimo on the opposite side of the circle and cast Arcesso to participate.
Hufflepuff Channel> Nick A. Creed: a true DE wouldnt be trapped so easily...
Robert : You've been summoned by Your and Mother.
Deatheater: Reducto!
White light emits from Deatheater's wand, freeing Deatheater.
Lavitiz : ROfl
Robert : O.O
Kutishi : O_O
California Girls : ill be back
Stormy : >.<
California Girls Logged Out
Tyler Boi : Wtf
OOC>Lavitiz :  Tobias you here?
Kutishi : Im scared O_O
Lavitiz meditates.
Himotsu withdraws their wand.
Raimo meditates.
Lavitiz is waiting for a partner. Face Lavitiz on the opposite side of the circle and cast Arcesso to participate.
Himotsu draws their wand.
OOC>Stormy :  NEXT EVENT STARTING!! Come to CHarms classroom to join!
Kutishi : I never knew my mom was a wizard O_O
Robert : apparently Raimo's name is Your and Lav's name is Mother
Lavitiz : LOL
Raimo : LOL
Becky is no longer AFK.
Becky Logged Out
Lavitiz is waiting for a partner. Face Lavitiz on the opposite side of the circle and cast Arcesso to participate.
Deatheater: You noobs
Deatheater: Mind your own business
Lavitiz : <,<
Raimo meditates.
Lavitiz : And you are?
Himotsu : ...
OOC>Stormy :  guys?

[Robert]

 Robert : get off me whoop or ill whoop yo ass
OOC>Lavitiz :  If you have this many problems, maybe you should try it
Stormy:  Replacio Duo.
Stormy trades places with Robert Whoop
Tyler Boi : EWWWW
Ouch : wait or i wont let you buy my scarves or shoes
OOC>Lavitiz :  shouldnt
Ouch : xD
You take flight on your broom.
You land gently.
Tyler Boi : THEY HAVEING SEX

[Ouch]

OOC>Robert :   Lavitiz : Can sara sit on me? Or will i be dense =/     LOL
[Trans Professor] Rotem : You will be dense
Lavitiz : =/
[Trans Professor] Rotem : and I think Sara will break you
Robert Whoop : Get her to fly
Lavitiz : O_O
OOC>Ouch :  thats going on forums
Robert Whoop : lol
Link : ...
Lavitiz : Callin her fat?
[Trans Professor] Rotem : She'll kick you between your chair legs
Lavitiz : Uh
Robert : whoop theres a problem then
Lavitiz : Lmao
Link : Sara isn't fat.
Lavitiz : I know
[Trans Professor] Rotem : She will kick :@!
Robert Whoop : Shes accualy very skinny
Lavitiz : I've seen her shes tinyu
Robert : depending on who flies
Robert : if Lav flies

[Robert]

Rotem changed her icon to the basilisk and went ontop of me.

OOC>Rotem :  ROBERT
Robert : rotem wat u doin?
OOC>Rotem :  ITS ON YOU
[Trans Professor] Rotem : Fooling around
[Trans Professor] Rotem : lol

[Robert]

 Warren Peace : poop in sewer........
Robert : ?
OOC>Robert :  o.o
Warren Peace : ...............................
Warren Peace : Poopin the mouth............
Warren Peace : .....
Robert posts this on forums xD
Warren Peace : Poopin the butt.
Warren Peace : Poopin the eye
Raptor Logged Out
Warren Peace : Poopin in the nose.
Warren Peace : .............
Warren Peace : poopen in the food.

this last line i didnt c/p cause i posted after it happened.  i typed what i remember

Warren Peace : Poopin on YOU.


WTF

[Robert]

OOC>Ouch :  thats going on forums

It's fuckin funnier if the logs mention you putting it up xD

[Robert]

Hello has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
OOC>Natwolfy :  Hello Hello
OOC>Rei Phantomhive :  haha heya hello
OOC>Rotem :  xD
OOC>Hello :  Helloooo
OOC>Rotem :  Lets all say Hello!
OOC>Rei Phantomhive :  to hello?
OOC>Natwolfy :  Hello!
OOC>DarkKillazta :  Hello !
OOC>Stormy :  Helllooooooooo HELLO!
OOC>Chrissy :  Hello, Hello
OOC>Hikari :  Hello
OOC>Josh :  hello hello
OOC>Kitten :  barks at everyone

I'm loving how this Hello dude was me in disguise... 0.o

THAT WAS YOU?  (I wasn't online at the time but the log made me fucking shit my pants and repeat what was said xD)

[Robert]

Robert farts
Jozo has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
Anubis : mmm smell good
Catherine Logged Out
Robert farts and flies intonext seat
Anubis : anym more of that?
Marcus : lol
Catherine has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
Anubis : no ? good boy
Robert : naruto still goin on
OOC>Stormy :  help help
Robert shits in anubis's mouth
OOC>Stormy :  sensless doings in GCOM classroom
OOC>Stormy :  >.<
Marcus : what the fuck is opera
Anubis : i not facing u but u shit on my ear

[Robert]

Ash: Imitatus.
Robert :  I am a hufflepuff. I am a noob too, but hufflepuff isn't.
Robert : Ash!
[Administrator] Ash : kidding aboout the noob part
Robert : >:|
[Administrator] Ash : lul

[Amy Tsukiakari]

ALL ABOUT OWL

OOC>Claire Oxhall :  So what is an OWL?
Linshon has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
OOC>Alaric :  Test
OOC>Robert :  DIE KID http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5vgvdvzPkQ&feature=related
OOC>Rotem :  An exam
OOC>Claire Oxhall :  On?
OOC>Rotem :  lol
OOC>Rotem :  ON MAGIC
OOC>Rotem :  lol
OOC>Dscudiero :  OWL is an Ordinary Wizarding Level Examination
Jake Logged Out
OOC>Sonic boi :  rotem where is owls exam
OOC>Claire Oxhall :  I know its on magic but is it for each spell or multiple ones.
OOC>Linshon :  Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOC>Alaric :  Overall.
OOC>Linshon :  So whats an Owl?
OOC>Alaric :  Per class.
OOC>Julian Boi :  An Exam Dude
OOC>Rotem :  No
OOC>Rotem :  Owl is a bird
OOC>Julian Boi :  I failed all of them <3
OOC>Linshon :  I thought it was a bird?
OOC>Rotem :  He asked about Owls not OWLs
OOC>Robert :  Owl is a bird, OWLs are an exam
OOC>Rotem :  !!
~- Becky is AFK -~
OOC>Linshon :  But
OOC>Julian Boi :  >.<
OOC>Linshon :  Couldnt an OWL be a very excited or flustered owl? As in the bird.
OOC>Robert :  *watches the Super Mario Bros Super Show*
OOC>Robert :  AFK gonna watch the Super Mario Bros Super Show on Netflix
OOC>Sonic boi :  linshon r u from harry potter hogwarts
OOC>Linshon :  Yes.
OOC>Julian Boi :  F**k your OWLs! ..l..___O_o
OOC>Sonic boi :  plays super smash flash 2
OOC>Linshon :  Next question.
Ouch has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
OOC>Linshon :  -smashes julian-
OOC>Linshon :  No sir. Fuck your owl.
OOC>Dscudiero :  An Owl is any of numerous types of nocturnal birds of prey.
OOC>Dscudiero :  an OWL is an Ordinary Wizarding Level Exam
OOC>Julian Boi :  *causes a riot*
OOC>Linshon :  BUT
OOC>Claire Oxhall :  DO THE HUSTLE!
OOC>Linshon :  Why is it that just because you capitilize 2 letters, it changes the meaning of the word.
OOC>Fire :  An OWL is an overly worried lady..
OOC>Linshon :  LIke
OOC>Julian Boi :  I'M NOT A F**KING WIZAARD, HAGRID I'M JUST HARRY!
OOC>Linshon :  Its like saying You is you, and YOU is Youth Organization Understanding
OOC>Julian Boi :  *wizard
OOC>Linshon :  Like
OOC>Linshon :  I just dont get it.
OOC>Fire :  People use caps and tend to be too lazy to include the .s
OOC>Linshon :  Julian
OOC>Linshon :  <3
OOC>Linshon :  Fire
OOC>Julian Boi :  <3
OOC>Linshon :  <33
OOC>Ash :  Linny!
OOC>Dscudiero :  An overly worried lady asked her owl to recieve her OWL Exam results.
OOC>Linshon :  as in 1 more <3 then Julian's <3
OOC>Fire :  Assuming that people understand word in context o.o
OOC>Ash :  rap this on Skype
OOC>Ash :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV2ssT8lzj8
OOC>Linshon :  Ash!
OOC>Rotem :  Random guy
OOC>Rotem :  <33
Hernandes Logged Out
OOC>Fire :  *understand the word in context
OOC>Linshon :  Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Asxh
OOC>Linshon :  I could do it

[Robert]

Fagballs has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
OOC>Robert :  O.O
OOC>Robert :  Apparently a fag has entered
OOC>Catherine :  lolz
OOC>Robert :  With giant balls
Fagballs Logged Out

[Groudon5562]

Sitting and Training, with Kozu on my lap as a kitty .......

Rasputin has teleported to you.
Tobias : Wb
[Charms Professor] Rasputin : was testing something
Tobias : Your sex appeal on the student body?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : >.>
[Charms Professor] Rasputin : you know it
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : really
Tobias : XD
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : at the bare minimum?
[Charms Professor] Rasputin : XD
Tobias : Kowo wins today, i mean, he is on my lap
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : >.> jerk
(Emote) Kozu Whoop jerks.
[Charms Professor] Rasputin : o.o
Tobias : O.O
Tobias : ......
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : o-o
Tobias : ...........................
[Charms Professor] Rasputin : Oh wow, Tobi, looks like your getting lucky o.o
[Charms Professor] Rasputin : lol
Tobias : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : its not what you think
Tobias : XDDDD
Tobias : OW ... fucking OW ... lololol
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : but your right, tobi is getting lucky xD
Tobias : throat hurts ... damn strep .... ahahahahahaha
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : o.o
[Charms Professor] Rasputin : lucky with your claws? o.o
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : tongue and paws
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : no claws
Tobias : LMFAO
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : ..
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : nvm
Tobias : XD
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : ignore that x.x
[Charms Professor] Rasputin : lol
Tobias : OMG
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : i said NOTHING!
Tobias : Forums!
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : noooo T-T
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : *hides furry*
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : ill deny it all!

wheres kozu's denial of it all