Random, Funny Quotes from TWC

[maxsteel]

BABY OHHHH logged in.

[Not Percy Jackson]

Justin raises his hand.
Percy raises his hand.
[Transfiguration] Seta Stormborn : o.o Justin?
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : I love you. Meow.
OOC>Percy :  owwwwwwwwwwww
OOC>Percy :  OMG
OOC>Percy :  OMG
OOC>Percy :  THAT'S SO CUTE
[Transfiguration] Seta Stormborn : <3 I love you too. Woof.
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : <3


This ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

[Not Percy Jackson]

OOC>Brandon :  D: i missed class again
OOC>Brandon :  Knock Knock
OOC>Mel :  whos there
OOC>Brandon :  i wasnt setting up a joke srry
OOC>Mel :  awww

[Omnia Starglass]

OOC>Kole :  But im stoopid
Hodor logged in.
OOC>Logan :  I agree

This was too funny to not share. Sorry Koala :3

[Christopher Anthony]

[GCOM Professor] Zach : NOW
[GCOM Professor] Zach : RIGHT NOW
[GCOM Professor] Zach : RIGHT NPW.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : NOW.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : GO MELISSA GO.
Candy : What's the time now?
[GCOM Professor] Zach : IT'S ONLY 10:18
[GCOM Professor] Zach : YOU HAVE TIME
[GCOM Professor] Zach : GO
Mel : 11:18 pm.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : SKYPE LIED TO ME
Candy : Mel tomorrow for sure
[GCOM Professor] Zach : no now
Mel : im confused on how to watch this lol
Christopher : Zach, spamming caps is not allowed.
Christopher : Geeze.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : suck me
Christopher : Whip it out.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : busy
Christopher : Then don't ask me to suck ya damn penis, foo.

[Massive]

Haha so funny

[Professor] Rotem : Spitfire?

Spitfire : What's MP

[Professor] Rotem : Mysterious Penis.

[Turb]

that's not a funny quote.

[Vanchi]

that's not a funny quote.

Sorry I will delete it

[Omnia Starglass]

Hades : Im from PETA And you have been charged for animal Neglete
Omnia Starglass : Oh dear fucking Christ
Omnia Starglass : Not PETA
Omnia Starglass : PETA is a fucking mistake
Omnia Starglass : .-.
Kizaru : omnia.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : I'm from Mooland and you have been sentenced to death
Hades : Ah.. it is
Kizaru : onia.
Zach: Avada Kedavra !

I just had to post this.

[Malokh]

 Deatheater : Malokh I like sins

[Skystone]

[COMC Professor] Sara Whoop : 2015 is a new year for us all, Let's make the most of it and help improve TWC even more than it's ever been the past years
Brandon : *claps*
Bio : 8/10
[Professor] Banana : Anyone else?
Skystone raises his hand.
[Professor] Banana : Skystone?
Skystone : I have a question.
You put your hand down.
[Professor] Banana : ?
Skystone : How are we going to improve TWC even more than it's ever been in the past few yerars?
Connection failed.
Reconnecting in 10 seconds...


*TWC didn't like my question*

[Omnia Starglass]

Massive : do you want to build a snowman
OOC>Banana :  aww
Kizaru raises his hand.
Eddie : o.o
OOC>Banana :  you get it too far near entrance
Omnia Starglass taps her fingers together, suddenly making her target rise and dance like a mindless puppet on strings.
Omnia Starglass: Tarantallegra!
Massive begins to dance uncontrollably!
Massive : i want to builfd an olaf
OOC>Banana :  I normally choose to die
OOC>Banana :  and not let bassy go there
Massive : lets go out side an play
Eddie : How dare you make the nasty of what I say, Om D:
Eddie : I feel violated
Massive : and never see you anymore
Omnia Starglass : Kinky
Omnia Starglass : <.<
Massive : lmao
Teo : XD
Massive : safcae
Massive : sadface
Omnia Starglass : rekt.
Massive : it changed from snow to hailstone
Massive : fuck you weathe
Ninjor yawns.
Massive : weather
Omnia Starglass : The weather wants you too ;o
Omnia Starglass : kinkiness.
Eddie throws a carrot.
Omnia Starglass : XD
Eddie: Antifigura!
Massive : xD
Massive : do you want to build a hailman
Massive : lets go and build one
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  I just wanted to state that the word kinky makes me think of chipmunks. Idk why.
Eddie : Do wanna build a magmaman
Massive : i will be peeing my self  watching you build a hailman
Omnia Starglass : No
Omnia Starglass : No
Omnia Starglass : and n.
Omnia Starglass : Yes, n.
OOC>Eddie :  Chunky
Massive : do you feel horny
Teo : om..have you...and chimpmunks...
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  MAKES SENSE
Teo : :O
OOC>Omnia Starglass : 
Massive : well lets go out side and play
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  Chunky
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  makes me think of corned beef
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  o3o
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  ....Maybe I didn't eat enough dinner.
Massive : do you want to build a snowdick made out of snowwwwwwwwww
OOC>Eddie :  Corned beef makes me think of playing sick day
Massive : lmao
Teo : XD wat
Omnia Starglass : omfg
Eddie : YES
Omnia Starglass : Why must you guys get to this level?!
Omnia Starglass : My corrupted brain has its limits!
Massive : it can be as tall as the sky
Omnia Starglass : x.x
Teo : frozen dildo
OOC>Omnia Starglass :   Teo : frozen dildo
Massive :
OOC>Teo :  lies!
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  quoted 2k15.
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  You people are weird.
Eddie : All I need is 6 inches and an olaf
Teo : ...
OOC>Omnia Starglass :   Eddie : All I need is 6 inches and an olaf
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  ok dis is going on the forums.
Massive : let go build a snowdick
OOC>Banana :  6 inches and an olaf?
OOC>Banana :  who is olaf
OOC>Banana :  6 inches of what
Massive : we can build it as high as the sky
OOC>Omnia Starglass :   Massive : let go build a snowdick
OOC>Eddie :  of w/e is in tacobell
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  self explanatory.
OOC>Banana :  no it's not
OOC>Banana :  explain to me Omnia
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  No you're old enough to be my mum you do it x.x
OOC>Massive :  this is olaf https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2a/54/0f/2a540f2b4e0bcf52f27b9e6d90f50a72.jpg
OOC>Kole :  Shes only 20
OOC>Banana :  being a virgin means I'm noone's mum
OOC>Eddie :  I don't see how gravity will make it look anything like w/e
OOC>Banana :  NOW
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  Still old enough
OOC>Banana :  EXPLAIN OMNIA
OOC>Banana : 
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  YOU COULD HAVE ADOPTED ME
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  I always wanted to see Israel too o3o
OOC>Teo :  I was about to #teenmother @_@
OOC>Eddie :  Op Ommy trying to hook her with her dad Z
OOC>Banana :  I adopt monsters.
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  :c
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  Monster adoption online?
Massive : let go and build a snow dick , lets go and play outside, i know you are horny and love dick, we will build a snow dick as high as the sky
Tobias logged in.
OOC>Banana :  I find it that people are often weak
OOC>Eddie :  HIII
Teo raises his hand.
OOC>Omnia Starglass :   Massive : let go and build a snow dick , lets go and play outside, i know you are horny and love dick, we will build a snow dick as high as the sky
Mistur Picklez logged in.
OOC>Banana :  and aren't worth the effort nor the risk of a heart break
Teo : stupid r key macro
OOC>Banana :  pickle
OOC>Banana :  give me your soul
OOC>Banana :  thx
OOC>Mistur Picklez :  no
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  I give up on humanity.
OOC>Massive :  lmao
OOC>Eddie :  Ommy, technically you did start the convo lmao
OOC>Eddie :  You know boys'll be boys

It went on and on and I decided to cut it off there.  Seriously, Massive?! ;-;

[Massive]

Yes seriously

[Lucifer]

[COMC Professor] Sara Whoop : 2015 is a new year for us all, Let's make the most of it and help improve TWC even more than it's ever been the past years
Brandon : *claps*
Bio : 8/10
[Professor] Banana : Anyone else?
Skystone raises his hand.
[Professor] Banana : Skystone?
Skystone : I have a question.
You put your hand down.
[Professor] Banana : ?
Skystone : How are we going to improve TWC even more than it's ever been in the past few yerars?
Connection failed.
Reconnecting in 10 seconds...


*TWC didn't like my question*

lol

[Omnia Starglass]

Mission: Reveal Mel and Percy's ultimate secret

Mission accomplished with fellow agent Kizaru.

*Random secret agent theme song beings to play*