Random, Funny Quotes from TWC

[Julian]

Lavender : My cat looks ridiculous.
Saving Julian to the HGM Database...
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Saving Julian to the HGM Database...
Saved.
Lavender : You should see him.
[DADA Professor] Julian : oh yea
OOC>Chris Redfield :  I
OOC>Rotem :  I
OOC>Rotem :  how does the joker look
OOC>Rotem :  o.o
[DADA Professor] Julian : you shaved your pussy today eh?
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OOC>Dscudiero :  It's a joker
Saved.
Julian lulz at how bad that sounds
OOC>Wolfy :  I
Lavender : lol.

[Chrissy]

 Chrissy : Zeus. lol
Chrissy : Why do you double macro?
Chrissy : Do you think it helps you?
Fire : You still seem to die enough
Zeus : I dont double macro
Chrissy withdraws her wand into her robes.
Chrissy draws her wand.
Chrissy : Yes you do
Chrissy : lol
Chrissy : How do you move so fast, then?
Fire : .. Btw, no ordinary player can skip 3 spaces at a time
Fire : ANd lag almost everyone else in the process
Zeus : i have a good internet

[Murrawhip]

GM> Ash: There was a problem with me acessing mail
GM> Murrawhip: Cry cry cry.
GM> Ash: lolshutup.
GM> Murrawhip: Zomg.
GM> Murrawhip: Ash told me to shutup. That's a first. o.O
GM> Murrawhip: It... Kinda hurts. :/
GM> Murrawhip: NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ALL FEEL!
GM> Murrawhip:
GM> Ash: Lol
GM> Murrawhip: I'm joking.
GM> Murrawhip: Don't ever fucking tell me to shut up again.
GM> Murrawhip: Got it?

[Julian]

 Lavender : I should totally do my hair like Snookie.
Saving Julian to the HGM Database...
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Crehetine Logged Out
[DADA Professor] Julian : ew
Lavender : I think Julian would like it..
[DADA Professor] Julian : oh you had to go there, didnt you?
Lavender : Hahaha, yep.
Spitfire : o.o
Spitfire : I liek mudkipz
[DADA Professor] Julian : if you did that, you would be known as a murderer
Lavender : lol, what?
Spitfire : JJJ
[DADA Professor] Julian : because you would kill my penis.
Spitfire : you remember a mikoii
[DADA Professor] Julian : Foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Lavender : Oh..hahaha.


My fav part was the "Oh...hahaha". To me it sounded like she was thinkin "Ew... thats.. disturbing but ha ha... I guess."

[Murrawhip]

Annnd now I know who's causing so many mysql saves to the database. >.>

[Julian]

This is not a quote, but even still. Tell me this is NOT the worst game advertisment for TWC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LHRo5xNHSI "This was the most best 36's I've ever wasted cause I just loled that much"

[IPlayThisGamee]

It may be stupid, but honest xD

[Spitfire]

Zeus: Depulso!
OOC>Victor Lorenz :  D:
Catherine : >;(
OOC>Murrawhip :  I'll fix it.
Catherine : didn't you hear?
OOC>Murrawhip :  Gimme teamviewer access to car plox.
OOC>Linshon :  Your in canada.
Catherine : spit and I making babies
Catherine : mooove
Zeus : and

[Rotem]

 J D MAC : IM BERRY SORRY

[Julian]

 J D MAC : U DTOLRE MY DPRLL
J D MAC : JULAIN
J D MAC : U EANT MY SPELL
Yusuke Logged Out
Yusuke has entered The Wizards' Chronicles.
Riku : :3
J D MAC : I WANT MY SOEKK
Riku : You mad nro?
Riku : spell**
[DADA Professor] Julian : we clear on that J D?
Riku : bro**
J D MAC : I WANT MY SPELL
Riku : You mean glacius
Yusuke : lol
J D MAC : YES
J D MAC : PLZ
Riku : Hmm
Yusuke : give it to him
Riku : Ask him not me lol
J D MAC : I WILL NOT COME TO UR CLASS AGAIN
J D MAC : PLZ
Riku flicks his wand, causing the roses to dissolve into the air.
[DADA Professor] Julian : no, wait until next class
Julian flicks his wand, causing the roses to dissolve into the air.
OOC>Avery :  he be spamming again
You have received a new private message from Riku.
~- Zeus is AFK -~
You have received a new private message from Riku.
J D MAC : JULIAN
J D MAC : I ASKED IF I COULD
J D MAC : LEAVE
J D MAC : I HAD TO TAKE OUT GARABGE
J D MAC : PLZ GIV THE SPELL TO ME\
J D MAC :  JULIAN I WILL GIVE YOU SOME ORAL SEX IF YOU GIVE IT TO ME!!!!


Newbz be crazehhhhhhhhh lololol =p

[Ultima Kage]

OOC>Murrawhip :  California girl's from NJ too. Yaaaaya
OOC>Sylar :  o.o
OOC>California Girls :  i am from nj
OOC>Julian :  So am I
OOC>Julian :  see?
OOC>Murrawhip :  u shuld hook up
OOC>Murrawhip :  lolol
OOC>Julian :  nah xD
OOC>Sylar :  lololol
OOC>Ultima Kage :  lololol
OOC>California Girls : 
OOC>Julian :  *turns red*
OOC>California Girls :  murra, u should be a comedian
OOC>California Girls :  ur really funny

[Julian]

Me and Ashy, went on this RPing Charmed game cause we were bored and felt like Trolling. So we both got introuble because we decided to RP on OOC, As Twilight Characters. He was Edward Cullen and I was Bella, and this is what happend.


Client Information: Edward Cullen has joined the game!
(OOC) Alim, The Purple: I need to get dis character a job.
Client information: You begin to rest
(OOC) Dimento: You know how long it took me to make a good looking non-rip kirby icon, and add all the walking effects,  and the transparency, and the damn game... dies.
(OOC) Dimento: Edward Cullen?
(OOC) Dimento: Really? >_>
Server information: Werewolf Leader renamed Edward's lastname from 'Cullen' to 'Collins'
(OOC) Dimento: Lols.
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: ^Knock off
(OOC) Dimento: LOL^
Client information: You stop resting
(OOC) Root, The Trickster: dylan
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: Root.
(OOC) Dimento: I remember one time an admin renamed someone with a lastname as "Lastname" to "Rottencrotch."
(OOC) Root, The Trickster: technically cullen isn't a lastname that is abnned
(OOC) Dimento: Or onetime, "Littledick" o.o
(OOC) Edward Cullen: Aww.
(OOC) Dimento: LOL^
Client information: Qin Siming has logged off
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: Rottencrotch is what I usually us--ROFL!!
(OOC) Shadow: lmao!
(OOC) Dimento: XD
(OOC) Edward Cullen: Bastard :[
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: I know root.
(OOC) Dimento: LOL
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: I am. x.x
(OOC) Dimento: xD
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: But I am dealing with it.
(OOC) Root, The Trickster: let him keep cullen if he so choose
(OOC) Dimento: Idts.
(OOC) Edward Cullen: -sparkles-
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: Oh! Btw, Mr. Collins. We have a no insulting policy on OOC
(OOC) Dimento: Basically a famous name.
Client information: Wingdrop has connected
(OOC) Edward Cullen: I don't careee.
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
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You stab Training Orb (attacking)
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
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You stab Training Orb (attacking)
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: Unfortuantley, I do. So yeah..
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
Client Information: Alonzo Holliday has joined the game!
You stab Training Orb (attacking)
(OOC) Dimento: If I named my character "Adolf Hitler" would it be changed? Technically, he's not famous.
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: ...
(OOC) Dimento: Well except the fact of all the crap he did -_-
(OOC) Edward Cullen: Penis.
(OOC) Dimento: LOL^
(OOC) Shadow: rofl
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: Tastes very good, so we know.
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: I mean.. Ewww!!
(OOC) Dimento: LOlolol
(OOC) Alim, The Purple: "Technically Adolf Hitler isn't famous"
(OOC) Julian: Hitler wasn't famous, he was infamous
(OOC) Alim, The Purple: >_<
(OOC) Alim, The Purple: Get outta hur
(OOC) Dimento: Ik Julian ^_^ That's the point.
(OOC) Edward Cullen: Holy shit, bella!
(OOC) Dimento: o.o
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: There is also a no cursing policy.
(OOC) Shy the Hostess: Laungage..
(OOC) Dimento: Crap.
(OOC) Edward Cullen: kittens
(OOC) Dimento: Kitten's Crap.
Client information: Prudance has connected
(OOC) Shy the Hostess: Rp anyone?
(OOC) Dimento: LOL
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: ROFL!!
(OOC) Dimento: Wth is going on?! lol
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: Noob invasion to the max or what? xD
(OOC) Edward Cullen: meee.
(OOC) Dimento: Ikr!
(OOC) Dimento: xD
(OOC) Dimento: Prudance. lmao.
(OOC) Shadow: Shy!
Client Information: Bella  has joined the game!
(OOC) Shadow: give me one sec
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: Isn't it Prudence? xD
(OOC) Dimento: LOL^
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: ROFL!!
(OOC) Edward Cullen: my love!
(OOC) Dimento: XDXDXD
(OOC) Edward Cullen: We must meet
(OOC) Dimento: xD
(OOC) Edward Cullen: IN my bed.
(OOC) Dimento: O_O
(OOC) Bella: but Edward =o
(OOC) Dimento: Who forgot to switch the defense systems on?
Server information: Bellas has been key banned by Jacob for not choosing him
(OOC) Edward Cullen: -sparkles-
Client information: Bella has logged off
(OOC) Dimento: It appears we are being invaded.
(OOC) Bella: Its not such an easy choice to make.
(OOC) Dimento: LOL!
(OOC) Edward Cullen: SON OF A BITCH
(OOC) Root, The Trickster: xD
(OOC) Bella: You see... I like wolf penis. =(
(OOC) Dimento: Lololollolol
(OOC) Shy the Hostess: >.>
(OOC) Dimento: O_O
(OOC) Edward Cullen: My wife!/girlfriend
(OOC) Bella: nu
(OOC) Root, The Trickster: Trolololol
Server information: Edward has been key-muted from OOC by Werewolf Leader for; Yeah, enough!
(OOC) Shy the Ghostly : Enough you two..swear again and i mute you edward..
(OOC) Bella: No!!! My love!!
(OOC) Dimento: Crap.
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: Your love.
(OOC) Root, The Trickster: gawd son of a witch!
(OOC) Root, The Trickster: this lag
(OOC) Bella: Werewolf leader, is Jacob there?
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: In the movie you said you'd walk through fire, or die for him..
(OOC) Dimento: LOL
(OOC) ..::Dylan; The Heart::..: Does that mean you want to get muted with him too? o.O
(OOC) Dimento: Bella.

[Ash]

  Name: Demonic  Key: Dem666  Level: 366  Rank: Player
  Name: Lord Xioshen  Key: Xioshen  Level: 638  Rank: Player
  Name: Rotem  Key: Rotem12  Level: 1337  Rank: Trans Professor
  Name: Julian  Key: Jules09  Level: 944  Rank: DADA Professor
  Name: Ash (AFK)  Key: Ashiscool1  Level: 503  Rank: Administrator
  Name: Sara Whoop (AFK)  Key: Luckyisme  Level: 546  Rank: Player
  Name: Riku  Key: Riku131  Level: 944  Rank: Player
  Name: Fire  Key: Lupewarrior7  Level: 286  Rank: Player
  Name: Chrissy (AFK)  Key: Littlebichick  Level: 548  Rank: Daily Prophet Reporter
  Name: Lavender  Key: Mafiaduh  Level: 826  Rank: Player
  Name: Raikou  Key: Coolmen10  Level: 10  Rank: Player
  Name: Ultima Kage  Key: Ultima Kage  Level: 294  Rank: Player
  Name: Judas Pawter  Key: Pipsqueak89  Level: 263  Rank: Player
  Name: Kozu Whoop  Key: Ericy11  Level: 839  Rank: Administrator
  Name: Aeadus Pawter  Key: Iplaythisgame  Level: 307  Rank: Player
  Name: Zeus  Key: Lukorei  Level: 622  Rank: Player
17 players online.

[Ouch]

  Name: Demonic  Key: Dem666  Level: 366  Rank: Player
  Name: Lord Xioshen  Key: Xioshen  Level: 638  Rank: Player
  Name: Rotem  Key: Rotem12  Level: 1337  Rank: Trans Professor
  Name: Julian  Key: Jules09  Level: 944  Rank: DADA Professor
  Name: Ash (AFK)  Key: Ashiscool1  Level: 503  Rank: Administrator
  Name: Sara Whoop (AFK)  Key: Luckyisme  Level: 546  Rank: Player
  Name: Riku  Key: Riku131  Level: 944  Rank: Player
  Name: Fire  Key: Lupewarrior7  Level: 286  Rank: Player
  Name: Chrissy (AFK)  Key: Littlebichick  Level: 548  Rank: Daily Prophet Reporter
  Name: Lavender  Key: Mafiaduh  Level: 826  Rank: Player
  Name: Raikou  Key: Coolmen10  Level: 10  Rank: Player
  Name: Ultima Kage  Key: Ultima Kage  Level: 294  Rank: Player
  Name: Judas Pawter  Key: Pipsqueak89  Level: 263  Rank: Player
  Name: Kozu Whoop  Key: Ericy11  Level: 839  Rank: Administrator
  Name: Aeadus Pawter  Key: Iplaythisgame  Level: 307  Rank: Player
  Name: Zeus  Key: Lukorei  Level: 622  Rank: Player
17 players online.

Lol, what is the point of that quote?

[Avery]

Maybe the point of that was Rotem's level.