Random, Funny Quotes from TWC

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maxsteel

Spitfire gives Max 50000 gold.
[DADA] Spitfire : You can't.
Max : spit soummen me to bank
Max : plz
[DADA] Spitfire : GMs ain't taxi's.
name:max
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Omnia Starglass

#391
QuoteOOC>Kole :  Has no one heard of the Apocalypse
OOC>Skystone :  I can't control the monsters outside...
OOC>Skystone :  Because apparantly they're not monsters >_>
OOC>Kole :  Well
OOC>Rotem :  they're not monsters
OOC>Skystone :  What are they?
OOC>Rotem :  fire elementals
OOC>Kole :  ^
OOC>Skystone :  Fire Elementals are a monster.
OOC>Kole :  They are elementals
OOC>Rotem :  they are A monster?
OOC>Skystone :  yes they are a certain type of monster
OOC>Rotem :  Well, just because they don't speak English it does not make them a monster
OOC>Skystone :  I'm pretty sure that's correct english.
OOC>Skystone :  I'm specifying a group into one category.
OOC>Skystone :  Also a monster:
OOC>Skystone :  An imaginary or legendary creature, such as a centaur or Harpy, that combines parts from various animal or human forms.
OOC>Skystone :  Therefore it is a monster :P
OOC>Rotem :  No
OOC>Rotem :  it is fire
OOC>Rotem :  When we look at clouds and go
OOC>Rotem :  'HEY HERE IS A FACE SHAPED CLOUD.'
OOC>Rotem :  that cloud is not a monster
OOC>Skystone :  It has a face :P and it has intelligence.
OOC>Skystone :  *cough* Monster *cough*
OOC>Rotem :  Btw
OOC>Rotem :  that deinfition does not hold here.
OOC>Skystone :  >.>
OOC>Rotem :  In a game, the world is created by a person.
OOC>Rotem :  There's a creator here that defines this world.
OOC>Rotem :  If he decided it is not a monster, it is not a monster.
OOC>Rotem :  the laws of your reality do not apply here.
OOC>Skystone :  Why is that creature listed under a monster in the monster book of monsters :P
OOC>Rotem :  Ask this world's creator.
OOC>Skystone :  It's a monster Rotem.
OOC>Skystone :  Don't deny it.
OOC>Rotem :  Or your COMC teacher.
OOC>Rotem :  as an ex COMC teacher
OOC>Skystone :  I was a COMC teacher >_>
OOC>Rotem :  I'd say that there are many types of fire elementals.
OOC>Rotem :  3 to be accurate.
OOC>Rotem :  HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THERE'S MORE THAN 1 TYPE OF FIRE ELEMENTAL THEN.
OOC>Rotem :  Shame on you!

OOC>Skystone :  Because sometimes Rotem...
OOC>Skystone :  things change while I'm gone.
OOC>Skystone :  Also there's multiple types of elementals.
OOC>Skystone :  Not fire elementals (as far as I know anyways).
OOC>Skystone :  I don't understand it still...
OOC>Skystone :  why aren't they considered a monster?
OOC>Justin :  There has been a few types of Fire Elementals for a few years even before you were around.
OOC>Rotem :  It's like
OOC>Rotem :  2 pizza places.
OOC>Rotem :  they both make pizzas
OOC>Rotem :  but they sure hell don't taste the same.
OOC>Rotem :  One is pizza.
OOC>Rotem :  and one is heaven on earth.
OOC>Rotem :  That stuff happens.
OOC>Skystone :  mhm
OOC>Draco :  OMG, Devils!
OOC>Skystone :  That doesn't help with explaining why it's not a monster though.
OOC>Kole :  Lool my brothers just shouted at someone excersising outside
OOC>Rotem :  Because Arecus of this game decided so.
OOC>Skystone :  Arceus? o.o
OOC>Rotem :  yes...
OOC>Rotem :  lern2pokemon
OOC>Skystone :  Pokemon ^_^
OOC>Justin :  err Rotem
OOC>Justin :  What did you create >.>
OOC>Rotem :  what do you mean
OOC>Rotem :  lol
OOC>Rotem :  I just created heaps of shit
OOC>Justin :  That CPU
OOC>Rotem :  Pretty sure that's the thousand naked women snitches.


Edited off log ins and stuff.

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Spider

Markus : Hey baby, you fall from heaven? Cuz I'm allergic to feathers
Markus dies from allergic reaction
Omnia Starglass : I'm 12. Ew.
Spider : ^
Markus : And like that, I become pedo
Markus : Bai
Omnia Starglass : XD
Spider : ...
Spider : Loooool
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maxsteel

#393
Spider : Max will be the reason I jump off a bridge
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Amy

 Markus : Sir. I'm being sexually harassed D:
Lavenblade giggles
Markus has a tear fall from his left eye
[Charms] Lewis Targaryen : There's no rule against that. ;)
Amy M : O.O

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maxsteel

OOC>Max :  >.> dude what are you saying i am folowing chicks and spider not kole
OOC>Kole :  Max gets all the chicks XD
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"I give up , there is no use with arguing here."
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Spider

 Mihajlo : i want real duel
Spider : Dude
Spider : Can you like
Spider : Go bother someone else ?
Mihajlo : you and me spider
Vince : That's nice
Spider : Like bother vince
Spider : He seems like a nice guy
Mihajlo : vince duel
Vince logged out.
Spider : Epic
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maxsteel

OOC>Max :  government gives me all rights as a kid and a student to learn :P
OOC>Justin :  Lol...
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Government won't help you on a video game.
OOC>Max :  yeah LOL XD
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Otaku DJ

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OOC>Murrawhip :  Did you use lube?

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maxsteel

Quote from: Spider on February 04, 2014, 02:40:43 PM
Mihajlo : i want real duel
Spider : Dude
Spider : Can you like
Spider : Go bother someone else ?
Mihajlo : you and me spider
Vince : That's nice
Spider : Like bother vince
Spider : He seems like a nice guy
Mihajlo : vince duel
Vince logged out.
Spider : Epic
do u still remember that me and mihjilo are twins ?

  Max : murra i need yor help
Ajax logged out.
~ Murrawhip is AFK ~
Max : o.o
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Omnia Starglass

 Hooriya : max is such a max
Hooriya : oh wait
Omnia Starglass : Rofl
OOC>Max :  http://forum.wizardschronicles.com/index.php?topic=2560.msg10947#new
Hooriya : l can't abuse him
Omnia Starglass : O.o?
Hooriya : or else l'd be charged for animal abuse
Hooriya : sadly
Omnia Starglass : LOOOOOOL

I'm sorry but I just couldn't help laughing at that :-\

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Hooriya

Lol Omni xD.... I had to say it as I cannot tell a lie sadly :\
Key: Hooriya Kazmi
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maxsteel

OOC>Ash :  Who's omnia?
OOC>Max :  o.o
OOC>Max :  omnia star glass
OOC>Ash :  Oh that guy
OOC>Light Shadow :  LOL
OOC>Light Shadow :  XD
OOC>Max :  XD
OOC>Ash :  ?
OOC>Max :  she is a gurl
OOC>Ash :  Oh
OOC>Light Shadow :  wtf is a gurl
OOC>Max :  girl*
OOC>Light Shadow :  O_O
name:max
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house:griffindor
         event maker on twc
~rip maxsteel~
"I give up , there is no use with arguing here."
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Omnia Starglass

Quote from: maxsteel on February 12, 2014, 11:40:03 AM
OOC>Ash :  Who's omnia?
OOC>Max :  o.o
OOC>Max :  omnia star glass
OOC>Ash :  Oh that guy
OOC>Light Shadow :  LOL
OOC>Light Shadow :  XD
OOC>Max :  XD
OOC>Ash :  ?
OOC>Max :  she is a gurl
OOC>Ash :  Oh
OOC>Light Shadow :  wtf is a gurl
OOC>Max :  girl*
OOC>Light Shadow :  O_O

Wow, I got called a guy <_<

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Wafflecakes

OOC>Max :  cowerd omnia , you are a coward
OOC>Kole :  How can he spell it two different ways in one sentence
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  He has an IQ of a bottle of ketchup. Thats how./

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