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Started by MansonGirl, September 21, 2010, 01:32:06 pm

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maxsteel

name:max
level 500
house:griffindor
         event maker on twc
~rip maxsteel~
"I give up , there is no use with arguing here."
https://m.facebook.com/minecrafthellaguys

Not Percy Jackson

Justin raises his hand.
Percy raises his hand.
[Transfiguration] Seta Stormborn : o.o Justin?
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : I love you. Meow.

OOC>Percy :  owwwwwwwwwwww
OOC>Percy :  OMG
OOC>Percy :  OMG
OOC>Percy :  THAT'S SO CUTE
[Transfiguration] Seta Stormborn : <3 I love you too. Woof.
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : <3



This ACTUALLY HAPPENED.




Current : Ravenclaw
Current : Peruvian
Current : Rotem's bitch
Ex : Hufflepuff
Ex : Ravenclaw
Ex : Gryffindor
Ex : Slytherin

Not Percy Jackson

OOC>Brandon :  D: i missed class again :(
OOC>Brandon :  Knock Knock
OOC>Mel :  whos there
OOC>Brandon :  i wasnt setting up a joke srry
OOC>Mel :  awww

;D :D >:( ;D ;) :) :) :D >:( :'( ::) :P :P :P ::) :-[ :) ;) ;) :) :D :D ;D ;D



Current : Ravenclaw
Current : Peruvian
Current : Rotem's bitch
Ex : Hufflepuff
Ex : Ravenclaw
Ex : Gryffindor
Ex : Slytherin

Omnia Starglass

OOC>Kole :  But im stoopid
Hodor logged in.
OOC>Logan :  I agree

This was too funny to not share. Sorry Koala :3

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Joined August 2013
Current Slyffindor
Current Level 650
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Former Auror (Jan. 2014)
"Violence is never the answer unless people steal my cookies."

Christopher Anthony

Quote[GCOM Professor] Zach : NOW
[GCOM Professor] Zach : RIGHT NOW
[GCOM Professor] Zach : RIGHT NPW.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : NOW.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : GO MELISSA GO.
Candy : What's the time now?
[GCOM Professor] Zach : IT'S ONLY 10:18
[GCOM Professor] Zach : YOU HAVE TIME
[GCOM Professor] Zach : GO
Mel : 11:18 pm.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : SKYPE LIED TO ME
Candy : Mel tomorrow for sure
[GCOM Professor] Zach : no now
Mel : im confused on how to watch this lol
Christopher : Zach, spamming caps is not allowed.
Christopher : Geeze.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : suck me
Christopher : Whip it out.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : busy
Christopher : Then don't ask me to suck ya damn penis, foo.

Massive

Haha so funny
Quote
[Professor] Rotem : Spitfire?

Spitfire : What's MP

[Professor] Rotem : Mysterious Penis.

Turb


Vanchi

You need a little bit of insanity to do great things.


Omnia Starglass

QuoteHades : Im from PETA And you have been charged for animal Neglete
Omnia Starglass : Oh dear fucking Christ
Omnia Starglass : Not PETA
Omnia Starglass : PETA is a fucking mistake
Omnia Starglass : .-.
Kizaru : omnia.
[GCOM Professor] Zach : I'm from Mooland and you have been sentenced to death
Hades : Ah.. it is
Kizaru : onia.
Zach: Avada Kedavra !


I just had to post this.

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Malokh

 Deatheater : Malokh I like sins

Skystone

January 09, 2015, 06:26:02 pm #460 Last Edit: January 09, 2015, 06:29:39 pm by Skystone
[COMC Professor] Sara Whoop : 2015 is a new year for us all, Let's make the most of it and help improve TWC even more than it's ever been the past years
Brandon : *claps*
Bio : 8/10
[Professor] Banana : Anyone else?
Skystone raises his hand.
[Professor] Banana : Skystone?
Skystone : I have a question.
You put your hand down.
[Professor] Banana : ?
Skystone : How are we going to improve TWC even more than it's ever been in the past few yerars?
Connection failed.
Reconnecting in 10 seconds...


*TWC didn't like my question*

Current:
Ravenclaw Graduate
DJ

Former:
Head Auror
Dragon
MagDeluxe Reporter
Charms Professor
COMC Professor



Omnia Starglass

Massive : do you want to build a snowman
OOC>Banana :  aww
Kizaru raises his hand.
Eddie : o.o
OOC>Banana :  you get it too far near entrance
Omnia Starglass taps her fingers together, suddenly making her target rise and dance like a mindless puppet on strings.
Omnia Starglass: Tarantallegra!
Massive begins to dance uncontrollably!
Massive : i want to builfd an olaf
OOC>Banana :  I normally choose to die
OOC>Banana :  and not let bassy go there
Massive : lets go out side an play
Eddie : How dare you make the nasty of what I say, Om D:
Eddie : I feel violated
Massive : and never see you anymore
Omnia Starglass : Kinky
Omnia Starglass : <.<
Massive : lmao
Teo : XD
Massive : safcae
Massive : sadface
Omnia Starglass : rekt.
Massive : it changed from snow to hailstone
Massive : fuck you weathe
Ninjor yawns.
Massive : weather
Omnia Starglass : The weather wants you too ;o
Omnia Starglass : kinkiness.
Eddie throws a carrot.
Omnia Starglass : XD
Eddie: Antifigura!
Massive : xD
Massive : do you want to build a hailman
Massive : lets go and build one
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  I just wanted to state that the word kinky makes me think of chipmunks. Idk why.
Eddie : Do wanna build a magmaman
Massive : i will be peeing my self  watching you build a hailman
Omnia Starglass : No
Omnia Starglass : No
Omnia Starglass : and n.
Omnia Starglass : Yes, n.
OOC>Eddie :  Chunky
Massive : do you feel horny
Teo : om..have you...and chimpmunks...
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  MAKES SENSE
Teo : :O
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  :o
Massive : well lets go out side and play
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  Chunky
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  makes me think of corned beef
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  o3o
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  ....Maybe I didn't eat enough dinner.
Massive : do you want to build a snowdick made out of snowwwwwwwwww
OOC>Eddie :  Corned beef makes me think of playing sick day
Massive : lmao
Teo : XD wat
Omnia Starglass : omfg
Eddie : YES
Omnia Starglass : Why must you guys get to this level?!
Omnia Starglass : My corrupted brain has its limits!
Massive : it can be as tall as the sky :D
Omnia Starglass : x.x
Teo : ;D frozen dildo
OOC>Omnia Starglass :   Teo : ;D frozen dildo
Massive : :D
OOC>Teo :  lies!
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  quoted 2k15.
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  You people are weird.
Eddie : All I need is 6 inches and an olaf
Teo : ...
OOC>Omnia Starglass :   Eddie : All I need is 6 inches and an olaf
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  ok dis is going on the forums.
Massive : let go build a snowdick
OOC>Banana :  6 inches and an olaf?
OOC>Banana :  who is olaf
OOC>Banana :  6 inches of what
Massive : we can build it as high as the sky
OOC>Omnia Starglass :   Massive : let go build a snowdick
OOC>Eddie :  of w/e is in tacobell
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  self explanatory.
OOC>Banana :  no it's not
OOC>Banana :  explain to me Omnia
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  No you're old enough to be my mum you do it x.x
OOC>Massive :  this is olaf https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2a/54/0f/2a540f2b4e0bcf52f27b9e6d90f50a72.jpg
OOC>Kole :  Shes only 20
OOC>Banana :  being a virgin means I'm noone's mum
OOC>Eddie :  I don't see how gravity will make it look anything like w/e
OOC>Banana :  NOW
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  Still old enough
OOC>Banana :  EXPLAIN OMNIA
OOC>Banana :  :)
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  YOU COULD HAVE ADOPTED ME
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  I always wanted to see Israel too o3o
OOC>Teo :  I was about to #teenmother @_@
OOC>Eddie :  Op Ommy trying to hook her with her dad Z
OOC>Banana :  I adopt monsters.
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  :c
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  Monster adoption online?
Massive : let go and build a snow dick , lets go and play outside, i know you are horny and love dick, we will build a snow dick as high as the sky
Tobias logged in.
OOC>Banana :  I find it that people are often weak
OOC>Eddie :  HIII
Teo raises his hand.
OOC>Omnia Starglass :   Massive : let go and build a snow dick , lets go and play outside, i know you are horny and love dick, we will build a snow dick as high as the sky
Mistur Picklez logged in.
OOC>Banana :  and aren't worth the effort nor the risk of a heart break
Teo : stupid r key macro
OOC>Banana :  pickle
OOC>Banana :  give me your soul
OOC>Banana :  thx
OOC>Mistur Picklez :  no
OOC>Omnia Starglass :  I give up on humanity.
OOC>Massive :  lmao
OOC>Eddie :  Ommy, technically you did start the convo lmao
OOC>Eddie :  You know boys'll be boys

It went on and on and I decided to cut it off there.  Seriously, Massive?! ;-;

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"Violence is never the answer unless people steal my cookies."

Massive


Lucifer

Quote from: Skystone on January 09, 2015, 06:26:02 pm
[COMC Professor] Sara Whoop : 2015 is a new year for us all, Let's make the most of it and help improve TWC even more than it's ever been the past years
Brandon : *claps*
Bio : 8/10
[Professor] Banana : Anyone else?
Skystone raises his hand.
[Professor] Banana : Skystone?
Skystone : I have a question.
You put your hand down.
[Professor] Banana : ?
Skystone : How are we going to improve TWC even more than it's ever been in the past few yerars?
Connection failed.
Reconnecting in 10 seconds...


*TWC didn't like my question*


lol
Current
TWC DJ

Former
Hufflepuff Quidditch Cpt (2008)
Hufflepuff Prefect (2008)
Transfiguration Professor (2008)
Administrator (2009)
Dueling Instructor (2009)
COMC Professor (2009)
Charms Professor (2009)
Head Auror (2011)
Head Deatheater (2011)
Game Owner (2013)
Head DJ (2014
)

Omnia Starglass







Mission: Reveal Mel and Percy's ultimate secret

Mission accomplished with fellow agent Kizaru.

*Random secret agent theme song beings to play*

Semi-active player
Joined August 2013
Current Slyffindor
Current Level 650
Former Daily Prophet Team Member
Former Auror (Jan. 2014)
"Violence is never the answer unless people steal my cookies."