Random, Funny Quotes from TWC

Started by MansonGirl, September 21, 2010, 01:32:06 PM

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MansonGirl

OOC>MansonGirl :  Umm...why isn't TWC showing up on my byond pager as online?
OOC>Mario Chief :  idk.
OOC>Mario Chief :  -stares into dead space-
OOC>Mario Chief :  -stares into dead space-
OOC>Mario Chief :  doh!
OOC>MansonGirl :  lulz.
OOC>MansonGirl :  Homer: MMMMmmmmmm.....hands...
OOC>Mario Chief :  rofl.
Ander Logged Out
OOC>Mario Chief :  OMG!
OOC>Mario Chief :  look up gliese 581 G
OOC>Mario Chief :  the only other planet with liquid water!
Lewis has been released from Detention
OOC>Mario Chief :  -makes an awesome face-
OOC>MansonGirl :  *grabs his face and rips it off*
OOC>Mario Chief :  Asshol!
OOC>Mario Chief :  Asshole*
OOC>MansonGirl :  ;D
OOC>MansonGirl :  *puts it back on upside down* :D?
OOC>Mario Chief :  i am NOT from family guy!
OOC>MansonGirl :  You are now!
OOC>Mario Chief :  Sweeeet.
OOC>MansonGirl :  *shoves a Philospher's Stone into him* :D?
OOC>Mario Chief :  ...
OOC>Mario Chief :  now im immortal!


Gohan got owned.

Rotem

[Trans Professor] Roxas : But the death eaters are our friends.
[Trans Professor] Roxas : They only kill the dumb.
[Trans Professor] Roxas : AKA people who go outside and fight them..whats the point of that o.O

Tobias Cauldwell

I sent Chrissy a PM and her inbox was full. Soooo here is the funny quote...


Tobias : Can you link me to like Comic 150ish ... and reply to my PM would be great!
Chrissy : -chrissy links Tobias to a URL-
Chrissy : I replied to the first one!
Chrissy : o_o
Chrissy : The second I didnt get
Chrissy : lmao
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : I never get pms
[Deputy Headmaster] Justin : pffft
Tobias : Really? Does midol help?


Ex:
Ravenclaw Prefect
COMC/GCOM/Charms/Trans Professor
Admin
Dep Headmaster
Headmaster
DE
TWC Radio DJ

Former:
DP Reporter/Editor
T.T. Chaser

TWC Idol Winner 2009

Current:
Ravenclaw Graduate
TWC Radio DJ
Charms Professor

Edward

OOC>Merlin :  Whoever is using Telendevour on me, I must admit to you... I'm about to take off my pants and coming anywhere near me will result in an awkward moment for both of us. Thanks.
OOC>Sylar :  Rofl
OOC>Chrissy :  ;)

Markus

Just saw this and thought it was funny. Here it is:
P = HAIRY PUSSY has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
Eric has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
Welcome to Harry Potter: The Wizards Chronicles Version 14.41
Visit the forums here..
OOC>HP = HAIRY PUSSY :  Jk ...
OOC>Zot :  yep
HP = HAIRY PUSSY has been disconnected from the server.
OOC>MansonGirl :  Pwned!
OOC>Zot :  LMFAO
OOC>Link :  lul
OOC>Hipnog :  thanks
OOC>Zot :  tanke
OOC>Merlin :  Damn it! Why does it always take me so long to think of witty comments to say?!
OOC>Ash :  lol
OOC>Hipnog :  reloging on my second acc
Hipnog Logged Out
OOC>Link :  "hello FELLOW virgins"
OOC>Link :  uhuh.
OOC>Link :  He wasn't talking to me, so he failed in my eyes.
OOC>Merlin :  Just look at his name! Of course he fails.
OOC>MansonGirl :  Lolol..


Permanent Slytherin
Awesome Slytherwin
Will do eviwl thingz for food.

MansonGirl

Tyler picks their nose.
Ash flicks their wand towards Kozu Whoop and utters, 'Langlock'
[Charms Professor] Ash : Die!
Kozu Whoop's tongue has been stuck to the roof of their mouth. They are unable to speak.
Morduk laughs at Tyler picking his nose.
Kozu Whoop stares at the ground awkwardly.
MansonGirl thinks Tyler is sickening.
[Charms Professor] Ash : lolol
Mort pushes tyler out of his chair
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : yay!
[Charms Professor] Ash : aw
[Charms Professor] Ash : :<
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : Langlock stops the user from using Eat slugs
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : though...
Dark Uchiha stabs Tyler in the back
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : if it was to be REALLY good, we shouldnt be able to use ANY spell
MansonGirl punhces Tyler hard.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : unless were skilled enough to do it mentally
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : buttt, thats just my opinion.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : ;D
Morduk screams, "WHOREEEE" directed at You-Know-Who.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : ...
Dark Uchiha kick Tyler 3 times in the face
[Charms Professor] Ash : shh
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : wow
Tyler : :(
[Charms Professor] Ash : I think their focusing on the emotes more
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : why is it that every single class, pretty mmuch
[Charms Professor] Ash : than the actual lesson
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : i have to ban emotes
Morduk raises their hand.
Tyler raises their hand.
Mort raises their hand
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : im just going to have to add that to my rules, since none of you can even be trusted.
Morduk cries.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : i mean really. you are making ME stop the lesson to lecture you about classroom behavior.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : anyone else emotes, im kicking you.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : and by kick, i mean removing you from class >.>
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : anyways...
OOC>Chrissy :  Sara, I can't take out Sadie. Sorry.
OOC>Chrissy :  I couldn't really even take out Jessica.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : *goes back to happy face* this spell isnt really a duel spell, and serves no purpose in a duel
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : unless you want to just shut them up
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Why you telling me?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : soo...yeah
OOC>Chrissy :  It's too bright.. and my pills haven't kicked in yet..
OOC>Sara Whoop :  again why are you telling me?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : anyone else know anything else about it, or have any wuestions?
OOC>Chrissy :  Because, I thought.. you'd want to know..?
Dark Uchiha raises their hand.
Morduk raises their hand.
OOC>Chrissy :  I mean.. it's your dog
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : dark?
Mort raises their hand.
OOC>Chrissy :  So.. lol
OOC>Sara Whoop :  I already heard in rl you couldnt
OOC>Sara Whoop :  why bring it on the game lol
OOC>Chrissy :  because you never listen to me offline, anyways.
OOC>Kozu Whoop :  cause she loves your dog.
OOC>Chrissy :  Just thought I'd make sure you heard me..
Dark Uchiha : This spells counter is anapeo.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : mhmm.
2 points have been added to Gryffindor!
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : morduk?
OOC>Sara Whoop :  o.o trust me I heard ya
OOC>Sara Whoop :  lol
Morduk : Why can't we emote
OOC>MansonGirl :  Emotes in OOC, now.
OOC>MansonGirl :  *stabs Tyler*
OOC>Tyler :  STOP
OOC>Dscudiero :  Lol
OOC>Ash :  Tyler ignore them :P
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : because im tired of giving you that privelage in class, and having to take it away /almost every/ class.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : mort?
OOC>Morduk :  *cries*
Mort : Can you use it in a sentence?
OOC>Dark Uchiha :  -fineshes Tyler off with sectrumsempra-
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : langlock?
[Charms Professor] Ash : langlock
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : that word in a sentence?
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : *waits*
OOC>MansonGirl :  *plays with Tyler's intewstines*
[Charms Professor] Ash : -glars at mort-
Jace has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
[Charms Professor] Ash : glares*
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : ...
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : ok, since he went afk...
OOC>Dark Uchiha :  -joins MansonGirl-
[Charms Professor] Ash : lolo
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : any other questions?
Tyler raises their hand.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : tyler?
Tyler : can i be alone in the class? :( away from them  in class
OOC>Morduk :  *eats his intestines.
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : no
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : guys...
[Charms Professor] Kozu Whoop : wow


Lmao, especially @ Tyler.


Gohan got owned.

Edward

Hahaha this is something i busted out laughing at when i read it, sorry if oyu dont think its funny lol



OOC>Tyler :  zot
OOC>Nick :  hey guys
OOC>Zot :  yer?
OOC>Amy Tsukiakari :  Hey, Have I missed the COMC class?
OOC>Murrawhip :  Hi Keith.
OOC>Zot :  oh rite the event gimme a min
Private Message Sent to Ezekiel Fenix.
OOC>Bubbles :  hi
OOC>Murrawhip :  I don't think anyone was too worried, Zot.
OOC>Julian Boi :  Britt? o.O
OOC>Bubbles :  yep
OOC>Edward :  LMAO MURRA

Parrapower

October 09, 2010, 06:33:58 PM #22 Last Edit: October 09, 2010, 06:39:53 PM by Parrapower
we were playing wat would you do btw

OOC>Zot :  (boys only) this is gunna be grotty but anyway if a lion was munching at your arm and it disabled all your moving featured and all you could move was your dick and it was a stiffy would you flop it a round so the lion takes your dick and leaves the rest of you  safe
OOC>Ezekiel Fenix :  Thanks for the mental picture.
OOC>Julian Boi :  n/p lmao
OOC>Qwark :  like ive said before. id fuck the lion
OOC>Julian Boi :  whats with you and Lions Zot? xD
OOC>Zot :  noone answered it b4
OOC>Zot :  ok panda
Julian Boi :  Zot why would I have a stiff, when I'm gonna get my ass munched off by a lion? xD
Current Hufflepuff
Current Co-Duelist Club Member
Current Member Of Phoenix Gang
Current Favourite Member of Murrawhip
Former Hated Member of Murrawhip
Former School Prankster

Morduk

Basilisk has gained the Bassy Attacks!  achievement!

Parrapower

OOC>Zot :  -case closed- next case-the best teacher votes-
OOC>Apachethepeacock :  that is a boss zefron poster
OOC>Zot :  i vote Ash\
Dscudiero Logged Out
OOC>Tyler :  roxas
OOC>Zot :  ash wins
OOC>Tyler :  no
OOC>Tyler :  1 to 1
OOC>Tyler :  roxas and ash
OOC>Apachethepeacock :  ash
OOC>Zot :  yes ur vote doesnt count
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Zot
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Thats stupid
OOC>Tyler :  ash
OOC>Sara Whoop :  not letting anyone elses vote count?
OOC>Zot :  well ill give you all a minute to vote restart
OOC>Zot :  Ash'
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Everyteacher.
OOC>Sara Whoop :  >->
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Their all the best
OOC>Sara Whoop :  They are*
OOC>Apachethepeacock :  i teach bullshit though
OOC>Zot :  no u teach peacock shit
OOC>Sara Whoop :  >->
OOC>Sara Whoop :  now thats just stupid
OOC>Zot :  no thts just funny
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Hows that funny?
OOC>Zot :  ash wins
OOC>Sara Whoop :  Ash doesnt win. Every teacher does
OOC>Zot :  cause your sara im zot
OOC>Daimen Manning :  they all put tremendous effort to what they do to help this game zot
OOC>Sara Whoop :  and how the fuck does me being me and you being you have to show how peacock shit is funny?
OOC>Zot :  no i voted ash and every teacher includes ash so 2 votes ash every other is 1
Current Hufflepuff
Current Co-Duelist Club Member
Current Member Of Phoenix Gang
Current Favourite Member of Murrawhip
Former Hated Member of Murrawhip
Former School Prankster

Markus

Thought this was funny. Bit lengthy though. Enjoy
Mort: Carrotosi, Morduk.
[Charms Professor] Ash : omg
Mort : pets teh bunny*
[Charms Professor] Ash : you should wear your yellow wand
The Chosen One : A bunny!
Morduk : omg
MansonGirl:Felinious, Morduk.
[Charms Professor] Ash : oh m gee
Morduk : stop crowding around me
Morduk meditates.
Morduk: Episky!
Morduk heals themself.
The Chosen One : :( me miss bunny
MansonGirl : kitties are cuter.
Ezekiel Fenix:Felinious, The Chosen One.
Mort: Replacio Duo.
Mort trades places with Ezekiel Fenix
Felinious Charm: Ezekiel Fenix turned you into a Black Cat.
Mort meditates.
The Chosen One : Yeah
The Chosen One : meow
Morduk meditates.
Morduk: Episky!
Morduk heals themself.
You were pushed backwards by Morduk's Flippendo!
You were pushed backwards by Morduk's Flippendo!
Morduk reversed your transfiguration.
OOC>Ash : what with Hipnog
OOC>Ash : ?
Mort meditates.
Ash meditates.
OOC>Hipnog : ash talk in PM
OOC>Mort : he's not really all there ash..
[Charms Professor] Ash : har har
Morduk : im gonna kill this kid
[Charms Professor] Ash : i killed manson
Morduk : I'm taking him hostage
Mort: Replacio Duo.
Mort trades places with The Chosen One
Mort : pwnt
Mort meditates.
The Chosen One : can't catch me
Ash meditates.
Ash: Episky!
Ash heals themself.
Morduk : ok.
The Chosen One : reception
You appeared at the reception desk. For service, ring the Bell.
Morduk : I obviously can..
The Chosen One : darn
Morduk : You sped.
The Chosen One : let's try again
Morduk is now following you.
The Chosen One : reception
You appeared at the reception desk. For service, ring the Bell.
Mort: Conjunctivis The Chosen One.
Mort used Conjunctivis on you! Your eyes have been sealed shut for 10 seconds!
Ezekiel Fenix : reception
Morduk : The Chosen One,.'
Mort's Jynx has expired.
Morduk : You're obviously not the chosen one.
OOC>MansonGirl : Wimp!
The Chosen One : No
[Charms Professor] Ash : reception
[Charms Professor] Ash : reception
Mort : maybe he was chosen to fail?
OOC>MansonGirl : Come on and fight. ._.
[Charms Professor] Ash : reception
Ash meditates.
Ash: Episky!
The Chosen One : I'm the chosen dork.
Ash heals themself.
Morduk : You really aren't.
Morduk : You're not chosen
OOC>Lucy Sun : I just wanted to see what my spells did I have not played in a long time
OOC>Ash : Where
Mort: Replacio Duo.
Mort trades places with Morduk
Mort : damn xD
Mort meditates.
The Chosen One : ok just a dork
Morduk : better


Permanent Slytherin
Awesome Slytherwin
Will do eviwl thingz for food.

Parrapower

Anubis pull out yaoi book and read on his thorne
Zot : lol i think you need an english dictionary b4 u read tht XD
Current Hufflepuff
Current Co-Duelist Club Member
Current Member Of Phoenix Gang
Current Favourite Member of Murrawhip
Former Hated Member of Murrawhip
Former School Prankster

Markus

Super Hillarious:

OOC>The Chosen One :  Where is everyone?
OOC>Shane :  Masterbating.
Isak Logged Out
OOC>The Chosen One :  :\
Rotem has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
OOC>The Chosen One :  why?
OOC>Shane :  Cant get laid.
Nick has entered The Wizard's Chronicles.
OOC>The Chosen One :  True
OOC>The Chosen One :  No one come into the library, I'm busy.


Permanent Slytherin
Awesome Slytherwin
Will do eviwl thingz for food.

Spider

Current Gryffindor
Former Hufflepuff
Former Daily Prophet Reporter

Spider

 Sara Whoop : I dont like being boney
Dark Uchiha : I don't trust anyone.
Grymfoot Logged Out
Dark Uchiha : idc about anyone on here
Shane : then stfu
Rotem meditates.
Dark Uchiha : That is you best?
Sara Whoop : Dark
Sara Whoop : enough
Current Gryffindor
Former Hufflepuff
Former Daily Prophet Reporter

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